Max-o-mum Exposure

I cannot believe what they have DONE!!!

September 24th 2008 2:40 am
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I haven't written in a long time because frankly, I have just been too busy to bother. Eating, naps, watching TV, and helping the parents take care of their business, is all very, very time consuming you know. So, here I have been working my paws to the bone helping them out with their daily business and what do I get in return? You are not going to believe this when I tell you - I am still in shock. Shock and awe. Disbelief. Incredulous! No matter how you spell it I am plain 'ol fashioned pissed off. Last week we went for a very nice ride in the truck. They do take me along a lot - of course they did - THEY need ME! Anyway, it was a long ride but very nice...and we stopped at some stranger's place and got out. No problem... they have a nice yard there... but with a little obnoxious puppy that surprisingly resembles me and I do not know how that can be as there is only one me and I am wondering WHAT is THAT? Mom and dad play with it and "ohhh" and "ahhh" over IT and how cute IT is and lawd they nearly made me puke. It was downright sickening the way those two behaved - like they had never seen a puppy before. I wanted to ignore them but they are very persistant. Anyway, I just try to mind my own business and dad puts me back in the truck which was fine by me. Then, it happened. Mom gets in with THAT THING in her arms and we leave! They brought IT home. IT is so annoying - always trying to follow me and lick me. JEEZ! I just do not know what they see in him. OH, they call IT by a name now...Jack. PPPFFFTTTT. I am going on strike. No more Mr. Nice Guy for me. They can take care of their own business now. I need to go..gotta rescue my BoBo from that little brown and white demon spawn.

 
 

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Family Pets

David 1997 -
2006
Sadie
Oliver
Kenny
Kootenay
(1991-2004)
Vincent
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