Shadow, the Years.....

Campaigning For Snoop King Jan.2008

January 17th 2008 7:33 pm
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I have decided to throw my Hat into the Snoop Dog Beagley's King race.
I have been in Snoop Dogs for about a year and would like to be their King.
I Pawmise to uphold the Beagle Bill of Rights and do everything possible to make this the best Group in Dogster. This is the "BEST" group of Dogs and Hoomans on the Planet and I will do my utmost to promote and protect it.
Our Wags to Riches Charity is something I feel very strongly about and will think of ways to raise more $$ for it.
Plus there will be FOOD, DRINK and Pawties during my reign.
So I hope you will VOTE 4 me, SHADOW because I know NO Limits to what I can do for SNOOPS.

The Beagle Bill of Rights
Amendment I
Humans shall make no law abridging the freedom to bark, bay, or howl anywhere, anytime, and for
any reason, real or imagined; or growl if moved or awakened from any chosen spot.
Squirting with hoses, water pistols, screaming, or physical intervention is strictly prohibited.
When Beagles bark, humans must listen until they understand and then perform accordingly.

Amendment II
The right to claim any spot on the bed first, not having to move for humans or siblings; covers and pillows
will remain untouched until we vacate said spot.
Good sun spots must be made available throughout every house and curtains that block access are open season.
Amendment III
The unlimited right to enter and exit the back door with human assistance, performed with no grumbling
under the breath.
Amendment IV
The right to at least one walk per day anywhere, anytime we want, including mud, water hazards,
garbage dumps, rolling on dead animals, insects or any other unidentified smelly goo; with
no censorship of items or creatures procured to eat.
No muzzles, masks, or other contraptions will be applied to abridge desire to forage.
Sniffing will have no limits as to time or object. Yanking or pulling on the leash is prohibited,
as is screaming or physical intervention.
Amendment V
Eating anything is an inalienable right and humans shall make no rules regarding it, including
but not limited to: the cat box, sibling’s treats or dinners, garbage can exploration, or countertop sweeping.
All packages must be inspected upon entrance to the house.
An adequate space either at or directly under the table must be provided at meal times.
Any food dropped on the floor must be pointed to and is immediately property of the Beagle eliminating
any five second rule of humans, and if said Beagle is absent the item must remain untouched until his

arrival whether from the next room or outside.
No Beagle is responsible for clean up of any residual dog spit.
Treats will be distributed upon human departure and arrival.
Vegetables from the garden whether on the plant or in a container, especially green beans, are property of the Beagle.
Obesity or its description will be eliminated from any handbooks, manuals, leaflets, or other propaganda upon
entering the house and the Beagle will determine what weight is proper for their frame.
Amendment VI
Beagles will be secure in their possessions against any search either by humans or siblings.
No seizure of Beagle property is allowed and in the event of exchange for
another item of higher value, both items become property of the Beagle.
In counter- point, Beagles have the right to search and seize at their whim; any pocket, purse, bag,
toy box, dishwasher door, countertop, or child.
Amendment VII
Chewing feet, scratching ears, rolling on the back and biting of genitals will be permitted and the
only resolution will be rubbing of the belly by the human.
Amendment VIII
Under no circumstances shall any Beagle or canine brother or sister be used for human medical experiment.
If caught, humans will undergo said experiment every day for the rest of their lives.
Amendment IX
Unusual human behavior, such as harmonica playing, phone talking, lawn mowing, leaf raking,
bed-thrashing, etc. will be met with unlimited barking until said activity ceases.
Amendment X
No Beagle will be left behind!

 
 

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