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It's my birthday and I'll pee if I want to

Yahoo...I made it to 2!!! Yep, if they thought the first 2 years were rough, now that I am officially a "Terrible Two" I think the best is yet to come!!! So, what did do for my big day today??? Well, it snowed here in Las Vegas and I ran around and ate the floating white stuff. I dragged my favorite toy, the yellow feather duster, out into the storm. And best of all, I pee'ed on the down mattress cover...just like to leave my mark ya know. It's been a GREAT two years and I am SOOOO lucky to have such great owners, and Max is my bestest pal. Happy New Year by the way...

Granola Bar 1- Schnauzer 0

Connor, the resident slob of our house has the nasty habit of leaving food in his room. Large quantities of food. On this particular day, he brought a Costco sized box of Quaker granola bars up to his room, and then foolishly slept with his door open. They were silver, small, and i knew they had something in them I wanted. So, one by one, I slipped them quietly out of the room, down the stairs, and out the doggy door where I left them to soften in our 110 degree sunny weather. Max wanted to help me shred the wrappers to get to their chewy goodness, but I was extremely selfish and ate them all by myself...four of them that we know of anyhow. That morning, Big Momma looked out in the grass and noticed their silvery flicker, and realized that "THE DOGS" had gotten granola bars. I could have easily blamed Max for this one since they know he lives and breathes for a taste of chocolate, but my mistake was that by dragging them outside through the doggy-door, it also showed the M.O. of one very naughty young schnauzer. Things were fine, they laughed about it all...and then after running through the house I suddenly got a strange look on my face. Then it started rumbling. Then, unannounced, it all came up to revisit me...right there on the living room carpet. After the yelling subsided, and it was clear that the "sample" showed obvious traces of coconut and granola, Max was cleared completely of the crime. Moral of the story...if you're gonna steal human food, be smart enough to throw it up outside!

pickle-vs-hot wing!!!!

Chloe was sitting on the couch with her mom. Max and I sat there as Chloe and her mom ate pickles and hot wings. Well as adventureous as I am, I decided to try one. So, I got into begging mode and of course these adorable puppy eyes got me one of each. After about a minute, Chloe gave me a piece of hot wing ,then a pickle. Of course I was a BIG fan of the hot wing since I am a Cajun canine! The pickle I kept spitting out and couldn't even bite it or keep it in my mouth.