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I just like myself the way I am

A Self-Guided Tour

Well summer's here now and the backyard is getting boring. Mommy walks me & Spud to work every day, it's just over a mile. It's so fun!

The other day I was in the backyard and I could smell something down the backlane... I made a quick hole in the hedge and I was off. Mommy came to find me a few minutes later and I had already eaten the neighbours' cat food. What do they think, they can leave cat food on the back step and I'm not going to smell it and eat it? They were only 5 houses away. Now Mommy has chicken wire in the hedge so I will have to find a new exit.

Mommy told me there's going to be a human baby in the house in a little while. I have lots of advice for her. I told her when she gets really big and fat, she will need to pee all the time so just do it on the floor like I did. Nobody has the heart to punish you when you're pregnant! Also, I still have my whelping box if she wants to use it. I hope if she has 5 like I did, that we can keep one. I will pick which one and think up a name for it.

What happened to my tummy?

The day before yesterday, Mommy took me to the vet to get me "fixed". I think they made a mistake though, because I feel broken. Ouch! The worst was, I had to stay there a whole day and night, without Spud. Everyone knows I don't do anything without Spud. When I woke up yesterday morning I was sick and my tummy hurt, and someone fed me strange food for breakfast and I threw up. Mommy came to pick me up and I was mad at her. I feel a little better today though. There is a funny little railroad track down my tummy. That's what getting fixed is? People are weird.

The Dog Jackpot

Hi everyone, I haven't written for awhile because I've been busy. The day before yesterday, I was doing my regular rounds of sniffing the garbage, when a delicious aroma reached my nose. Mommy had thrown out a pound of moldy cheese! Ooooohhh yummmy! One quick flip of the lid and the cheese was mine! I even licked out the wrapper. The mold was so tangy. There was some limp spinach too but I just pushed it around the kitchen floor.

It's warming up outside. I can't wait until summer when I can lie around on the picnic table and talk to the neighbour dogs. One is a Cocker Spaniel and one is a Shih-tzu/poodle cross. They're nice neighbours and I like to stand by the fence and look at them and wag my tail.