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Leave a bone for Haylee
Nicknames: Stinker, prettygirl, girlie girl, corn bum, kiss factory, sad face
Doggie Dynamics:
Energy
sleepy
energetic
Intelligence
silly
genius
Friendliness
aggressive
affectionate
Playfulness
not playful
very playful
Disposition
anxious
calm
Quick Bio:
-mutt
Likes: TANNING!!!!!! I also loves dashing about in fluffy snow, and doing 15 seconds sprints before taking my 11 hour nap. I also LOVE peanut butter, going for drives, visiting PEOPLE, meeting dogs, smiling, giving kisses... oh, and sleeping.
Pet-Peeves: My most biggest pet peeve is breed bans. I am such a good girl, don't hate me, hate the people who give us a bad rap.
Favorite Toy: Anything I can tug (and sticks, they're fun to chew).
Favorite Food: Goat meat & peanut butter.
Favorite Walk: Absolutely anywhere is fun!
Best Tricks: Wave, Sit Up, High Five, and Bow
Arrival Story: Well.... , I didn't know any better and I bought her from a petstore. She was sitting in her little cage staring at me while her other brothers and sisters were tumbling about. I now know better about petstores, I preach to all I can about how horrible they are.... but nothing would make me give up my Haylee girl!
Bio: Hi guys! I'm Haylee!!! I love everyone I think, even mommy's brother, he's a bit of a pest but I give him kisses anyway. I love giving kisses, mommy and daddy call me their own personal kiss factory,.... I'm not sure what a factory is though. I DO know that I am VERY pretty, everybody tells me I'm pretty, even that I'm the prettiest girl in the WORLD... so, I am inclined to think that they are RIGHT! Because of that, I make VERY sure to strut my stuff when mommy takes me for a walk.... you never know who may be watching - maybe a movie scout, or a commercial guy - I could be the next Moose - yeah, that little Jack on Frasier - I can do all those tricks, HA, I could do them BETTER I BETCHA!.... of course there would need to be food involved. I will only perform for food thank you, no freebies - well, maybe if you really beg for them, but I'll sigh and sigh and huff and puff before doing it. Did I tell you that I can cuddle really good too? I'm an expert cuddler, especially on the couch or mommy's bed. I just curl right up in a little ball - unless I get too hot, then I stretch riiiiighhhttt out, and take as much room as possible. Yup, I'm quite talented, I can even catch snowballs, I'm an expert at that.... Neysa tries to be as good as me but she's not even close. No one is better than ME! Ok, ok, you may think I'm being conceited, some people have said that I must think that I'm a QUEEN (well I AM!!!).... I just go give them a few dozen kisses and then they forget all that they said...
Forums Motto: Sleepy Kissy Face
I've Been On Dogster Since:
So living life as Miss Queen Bee is sometimes very hard, it takes a lot of effort AND smarts to get things just so, therefore I decided to write out a list for all to follow:
#1 - NEVER go pee or poo if it is raining, windy, snowy, or cold - hold it until the weather is better no matter how much your mom begs you to go do your "business".
#2 - Lick your bum on the couch where mom and dad sit only - then when you're done (after the couch is nice and damp) move to your dry, comfy doggie bed.
#3 - NEVER perform for free. Always demand food (cheese is especially good). If you do eventually decide to do as asked, be sure to sigh VERY loudly beforehand and then do it as slowly as possible.
#4 - When playing be sure to be as loud and crazy sounding as you can.
#5 - Try to avoid bathtime. Go hide, pretend your legs are broken and you can't walk, and if all else fails, look very very sad - this may not work (they are often persistent) so be sure to be near tears (if we could make them) while having your bath. After bath time make sure to get everything wet (including mom) and dry yourself on everything in sight. Anything belonging to mom is preferable.
#6 - Try to escape out the door whenever unwise visitors arrive. Be sure to run like a crazed lunatic as FAST as doggily possible and don't listen to their calls to return. (Only return with the promise of 2 suppers and/or a car ride).
#7 - Water such as lakes, ponds, oceans & pools is not to swim in. It is your own personal toilet. Be sure to use it frequently.
#8 - After mom gives you your supper, go lay down and wait for dad to arrive. When he does, go sit by your bowl and look starved. If you are lucky, you will get 2 suppers.
#9 - NEVER chase cats - they are wonderful animals who produce yummy twinkies from their bums.
#10 - Lastly, always give kisses & tail wags to everyone. :)
So mom told me the news today, I'm SOOOO excited... are you ready? A REPORTER is coming to do a full page story on ME tomorrow!!!!!............. ok, maybe not just me........ ok, maybe not really me at all... They are doing a feature on mom's doggie lodge business, BUT I will be there to help give the tour AND I will be looking my prettiest, with my super special occasion pink bandana (absolutely need to match my pretty pink collar you know). I will strike my poses and be SURE to place myself in all the shots they take for the paper - this is my big chance, tomorrow is the first day on my way to being a STAR!!!! I am so excited!! Who knows, maybe I will be asked to be in a commercial next, wouldn't that be the BESTEST! I am so pretty, and so shiny, I just about sparkle I do......... Ok, I know I know... I'm getting a bit carried away...................... who am I kidding, NO I'M NOT!!!
( I model on the site too, check it out! www.mountaindoglodge.com )
SO I went outside today, and it wasn't quite the same tanning weather as it has been for the past few months... it was COOL out!!! NOOOOO! I know what that means, I've been on this earth for 4 years and I know that when it gets that smell... you know, the smell of leaves, that dreadful WINTER is coming!!! No more tanning!! :'(
That said...... I do enjoy a good roll in piles of leaves, that always feels SOOO good... AAAND cooler days means I can wear all my super cool looking sweaters & coats... I do love the first snowfall, I like to eat the snow and catch snowballs, that's fun... but not for too long cause my toes get cold... Sigh, though I love parts of all the seasons, I truely am a summer beach babe.
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