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Zoe's Adventures

Hi... my March update

I love being the queen of the house! And my yard!! Yep! It's ALL mine. The carpet I eat, the movies I destroy, the couch I chew on, the paper I shred. I LOVE IT!!! It's all there, just for me!! What a life.

I am the great barker, and protector of my home and yard (what I don't eat). I have a low, deep bark that makes me sound like a big, mean dog (hee-hee). But, my tail goes right between my legs when mom takes me on walks. I'm scared of strangers, leaves that blow, bikes and anything else that zings by me on my walk. Please don't tell anyone that I'm really a big, scaredy-cat.

My nose is still pink, but, mom says it's like that from digging in the yard. Oh, gross!!! You know what she does with the holes that I dig? She poop-scoops the yard, and fills in my holes with poop so that I won't dig there anymore. Wouldn't it be funny if she stepped into one of my poop-scoop holes :)

Rusty... say you're sorry!

I just saw in Rusty's diary that he called me a COW-PIG! Boy is he gonna be sorry!!! Maybe he'd like to permanently walk on three legs?

I'm Fixed....

Well... I've been "fixed". Still don't think I was ever broken, but, mom sure is glad I'm not humping pillows anymore :) My belly was shaved, and my hair doesn't look like it's ever gonna come back! That's just mean!!
I recovered just fine, and I'm up to my usual rantings on Rusty, and chewing up all paper in the house. I LOVE toilet paper! I think I've even gotten Rusty to like chewing up the stuff. Mom loves picking up our trail of treasures, she doesn't have anything else better to do anyway, I'm sure.