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Wolfie On the Prowl! (I couldn't think of anything funny, in my case.)

New man.

It's funny in a non-ha-ha kind of way how things are one way, and then you turn around and they're completely different (see: Napoleon's page).

Deviating from that topic though, we have a newbie (that has been here for months, mind you) named Xander. They refuse to tell me WHY that's his name, exactly, but I'm convinced that the name was born of the frightening obsession the teenager has with Buffy: the Vampire Slayer.

He's actually bigger than me so I don't feel completely awkward and I think he has eyes for me. :) The only down-side is that I'm not very good at keeping my feelings in so I think the humans can tell and plan on telling the other dogs. Aah!

Okay Cha Chi's making weird sounds so I'm gonna go investigate that.

Toodles!

-Lalalaverne

I Think...

I have a secret crush on Napoleon.

Only, it's not really so secret 'cause when he comes around, I always pick on him and try to make puppies. Mom got me fixed... How could she? I would have ADORABLE pups, don'tcha think? Eh, maybe I need a good cup of coffee first, I'm not awake at all. Apparently if I want to sleep in Mom's room rather than grandma's, I have to walk over there myself before the door closes.

Yeah, does anyone else not think that's fair?

-Laverne

This is Getting Rediculous

This new little puppy we got, if you can call it that, Fonzie is annoying me. He thinks because he's a puppy I won't growl at him and will let him do things to annoy me. Sure, I let him get away with going near my bone ONCE, but he keeps biting my paw and stuff! I don't know. He's only here because Mom and Grandma want to breed Lula and her grandma's dog Zena, who is like Milo but annoying. In other news, Mom's great grandma's, who lives in Ohio, cat was put to sleep the other day. The reason I tell you this is because I can't believe how ancient that cat really was. He died at the OLD, OLD age of TWENTY-TWO. That's really long for a cat. *sigh* That's all for now. =)

-Laverne