Louisiana Leash Eater

Well, I went to visit maw maw and paw paw in Baton Rouge and caused quite a commotion while there. See, daddy left my thick, leather leash on me when he put me in my kennel and when he got back 2 hours later...it was gone! Mommy, daddy, maw maw and paw paw looked everywhere, but realized I ate it when they saw just the clip hanging around my collar. Everyone was in disbelief I could actually eat my leash. My maw maw immediately thought to call her niece who works for a vet to see if I was in any danger. She consulted with the vet at her office and said I should be given 3 tablespoons of hydrogen peroxide to help me get the leash up. Mommy wasn't thrilled to do this because she looked really upset. But, next thing I new I was eating a oatmeal pie, which mommy had sprinkled with the HP, and 15 minutes later I was throwing up chunks of my leather leash. Afterwards I felt great and my bloating went down. I was ready for another leash!
Now we're back in Texas and I'm doing fine. I'm still terrorizing Trinity and mom and dad have started to feed me more. I guess my ploy to get more dog food and treats worked! I'm sneaky, sneaky.

Peace out pups
Oh, and remember...if you want more dog food and treats...just eat your leash.

Ruff Ruff,
Spanky

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