November 7th 2005 1:08 pm
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Mommy had to work today so after I had escorted her downstairs so that she could take a shower and become presentable I went up stairs to see about some breakfast.
After opening the garbage can and found nothing of my royal taste, I headed over to the dog bowls to check for cereal and other delicacies. When I had gotten over there, there was nothing. I was so upset my people had forgotten to pay homage to my almighty powers.
I went up stairs to my sister sarah's room. As I climbed the stairs Chase saw me and moved into submission.
I pawed on Sarah's door but it did not open and she did not wake to feed me.
I was desperate I carefully walked back down the stairs to my dog bowl and ate the normal dog food how Degrading.

I was soo ashamed to have to eat it I must leve you now to be alone in my disgust.