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It's hard being me!

Today is my 2nd Birthday.....

Well today is my birthday but mommy has decided that we aren't going to celebrate it until my new sister Lucy comes home from hospital. I don't understand why we have to wait for her anyway...it's not like she is the Queen of the Castle...I am! Anyway...my little sister has pneumonia...I hope she didn't give it to me. Ohh and another thing...Daddy decided I needed a bigger food bowl....umm HELLO I liked my old one just fine...jeez why does he always have to get involved in my life! Well I'm 14 today....YAY!

I'm only going to be 14!

Wow what a day this was!!! Mommy took me to the dog park today and this dog, who I did not know, tried to take my virginity!!!! Thank GoD mommy saw what almost happened and got him off of me. I mean really, I'm only going to be 14 in less than 2 months! After that my interest in the dog park was gone, all I did was sit by mommy. So mommy saw that I was upset and she took me home. Now I am think that I tramatized by the whole situation! I think I will take a nap and see if I can recover. Where would I be without mommy here to protect me....wait til Dad hears about this!

I was VERY BAD!!

Ok...so they don't get it, I know something is going on...they are up to something! They are not spending as much time here in our house...where are they going? And what is with all the boxes? Are they going to pack me up in one of those? Well I tought them a lesson yesterday...they left a bag of garbage in the kitchen and lets just say that I decided to have a little bit of fun with it. Mommy was not happy at all with me when she saw the mess. Needless to say I was punished. What does she want from me? I was bored...and they left me....oh well let's see what other mischief I can get into today!