Age: 13 Years Sex: Female Weight: 11-25 lbs
|Home:Easton, CT ||[I have a diary!] |
Leave a bone for Bree
♥ Bumble Bree,Bree, Breezer, Bree Bree, Bee. ♥
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October 1st 2002
Fetch,Tummy rubs, Tug O War, Playing with kids,being around people,long walks on weekends, playing w/ her two brothers.
Walking on anything wet or cold, other female dogs, MUST always be center of attention
Big red rubber ball that bounces and makes a squeeky noise.
Daddy's house,following mom where ever she goes, the park, backyard.
I adopted her through Petfinder.com I drove to Long Island, NY to meet her. From the momenet I met her, till now Bree has been my best buddy!! Bree is my prized posession! I take care of her as much as she takes care of me.
Bree was bred from Noel's kennel in Long Island, NY. Bree's first year was spent with a family in NY. The family decided that they could no longer care for Bree and Bree was given to me.
Back off girls, Mr. Quincyno is MINE!
Sweet Bree BT Party Girl
I've Been On Dogster Since:
|August 27th 2005
||More than 10 years!
Rosette, Star and Special Gift History
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October 26th 2005 7:17 pm
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Your Monster Profile
You Feast On: Snow Cones
You Lurk Around In: The Backseats of Cars
You Especially Like to Torment: Lawyers
What's Your Monster Name?
You Are Italian Food
Comforting yet overwhelming.
People love you, but sometimes you're just too much.
What Kind of Food Are You?
Your Fortune Is
Beauty is only a light switch away.
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Your Personality Profile
You are dreamy, peaceful, and young at heart.
Optimistic and caring, you tend to see the best in people.
You tend to be always smiling - and making others smile.
You are shy and intelligent... and a very hard worker.
You're also funny, but many people don't see your funny side.
Your subtle dry humor leaves your close friends in stitches.
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You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down.
What Mixed Drink Are You?
You Are 40% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!
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Your Outrageous Name is:
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Your Hidden Talent
Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements.
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Your Hawaiian Name is:
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You may be smooshie and taste unnatural, but you're so darn cute.
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October 23rd 2005 2:17 pm
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Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered Doulton figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
Fetch screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
Call fire department to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed, force cat's mouth open with small wrench. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet mignon. Hold head vertically and pour ½ pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture store on way home to order new table.
October 23rd 2005 2:14 pm
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The day is divided into two important sections: the all-important mealtime, and everything else.
Just because there does not seem to be anything visible around to eat certainly does not mean there is nothing around to eat. The act of staring at the underside of a table or chair on which someone else is eating sets in motion a chain of events that eventually results in food.
It goes without saying that you should carefully check the lower third of any space for edibles. Mouth-sized things which cannot be identified by sight or smell are considered gum.
When you actually receive a meal, submerge your head into it as you would a shower. Never, never look up again until a minimum of at least fifteen minutes after the obvious food is gone. This is important. Just because your dish is empty does not mean that it is time to stop eating.
Remember that all food is potentially yours up until the time that it is actually swallowed by another. The lengthy path a piece of food will take from a plate to a mouth via a hand is as good a time as any to stake your claim to it.
When it comes to selecting an appropriate beverage, location and packaging mean nothing. There are absolutely no exceptions to this rule.
If you really see something you want, and all your other attempts at getting it have failed, it is only right to grovel shamelessly. As a second tactic, stare intently at the object of your desire, allowing long gelatinous drools to leak like icicles from your lower lip.
II. Everything Else
There are really only two important facial expressions to bother with: complete and overwhelming joy and nothing at all.
Any time that is not meal time is potentially nap time. The best time to take a nap is when you hear your name being called repeatedly. The best location for a nap is dead center of any street or driveway. The most relaxing position is on your side, all four limbs parallel.
The most practical way to get dry is to shake violently near a fully clothed person. A second effective method is to stand on a light-colored piece of furniture.
At the first hint of any irregular noise, run from room to room barking loudly. If someone actually comes into the house, rush over to them whether you know them or not. Then kiss them so violently that they lose their balance or have to force you away physically.
The greatest unacknowledged threat to life as we have come to know it is squirrels. No matter what you must do, make sure there are none in your yard.
Recreation and Leisure
Ball: There are two equally amusing sets of rules you will want to know.
The Common Form, in which you receive a thrown ball and return it.
The Preferred Form, in which you receive a thrown ball and eat it.
Car: As you know, any open car door is an invitation to get in. Once inside, your only goal is to try to get out.
Health: In the event of a trip to the doctor, always be on your guard. If you are vaccinated, urinate on the physician.
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