The Universe Revolves Around Me
September 20th 2005 4:46 am
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You should have seen the look on my mom's face yesterday! She was cleaning up after the horses and was so happy that I was "being a good girl" by sitting quietly on the porch. When her back was turned I smelled it. Deer droppings. The perfect thing to hide my scent with! (You see, I am trying to fulfill my goal of catching one of the barn cats unaware...) So I quietly stood up and creeped over to the prized spot on the lawn. I then flopped to my back and with reckless abandon rolled and rolled in the glorious scent of deer droppings! That was until mom turned around and saw me! She was absolutely livid. And my behavior resulted in a very thorough bath. But it was worth it. For one glorious moment I was that much closer to attaining my dream! I will sneak up on those cats one day...
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