It my biffday, my b-b-b-b-biffday!

Today's my 3rd birthday, and I'm gonna celebrate in STYLE, punks! Tonight, it's steak for dinner and a shopping spree at my boutique of choice, Petco. Wait 'til that fat cat sees what I bring home!

DeLIGHTful!!

My doggish superiority has FINALLY been recognized because I received TWO gifts from the parental humans yesterday. One was the LARGEST rawhide bone I've ever seen, and the other a squeeky stuffed ghost with ropes for arms and legs.

Norrrrmally, I am just too mature to play with these stuffed toys, but I decided to amuse the humans and pommel the thing for a bit. The toy's head is a mere "ghost" of what it used to be - hahahahahaha! Ahhhhh, I kill me.

That cat better not touch my bone while the people are at work. He thinks he's so handsome in his stupid paw-print collar...I'll show him who's handsome. ME! HA!

Me, in a nutshell (ok, so I can't fit in a nutshell, but- anyway...)

Welcome to my dairy, where I'll be sharing my innermost dribblings and droolings with my favorite human AND dog friends. I'll be discussing such fascinating topics as: why kitty litter is the perfect snack, Iams lamb and rice formula vs. buffalo chicken pizza, and the evil underpinnings of seemingly simple games such as tug and fetch.

A little background on myself:

I'm a blueblood English Bulldog with a stunning and imposing 60-pound physique, but I am definitely a lover (not a fighter)! I would rather cozy up with mom and dad than taunt the neighborhood rabble.

I have a tabby-cat brother named Bosco who probably wishes me dead. We live together in a comfy Ranch house where I sleep nuzzled between my mommy and daddy. We really need a bigger bed, because Mumma kicks in her sleep and rudely wakes me out of the most delightful dreams. I especially remember one where UGA and I were sniffing a marvelously putrid pile of cheese, but that's another story entirely...

Anyhoo...I hope you enjoy and continue to read!