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Lady Bird's Adventures in Puppy Land

Parents Just Don't Understand

Ok, so I learned how to make mom *gasp*/*laugh*/and get on to me all at the same time today.
You see, my parents bedroom has sliding glass door in it that lead out to the backyard where I am at.....well, I wanted to come inside so I got a running start and tried to jump thru the glass....THUD.
Momma gasped. I did it again and she laughed. I did it again and she said "no no no"...grumble, I think this lady has issues.
I love her, but, she needs to get her emotions straightened out. Obviously she has never seen an episode of Lassie or Rin Tin Tin. She said she doesn't want me to do it anymore b.c. I might hurt myself or that I might "actually" break the glass one day when I get bigger......so I made sure I ate an extra helping of dog food today!! :-D

It's my birthday and I'll pee on the carpet if i want to

I am 3 months old today...:-D Mom says I am HUGE for my age...hey, what does she expect...i am part lab, part chow, and part golden retriever.

anyway, i was in the house today and i had to pee really bad...mom wasn't getting the telepathic ques i was trying to send her mentally...so, i peed on the floor....she said "NO NO NO...outside" and she put me OUTSIDE!!! it wasn't MY fault...grrrr.

hey, it's my birtday and i will pee on the carpet if i want to. you would pee there too if it happened to you

My New Home

WOW! So much has happened to me over the past couple of days. The other day I was at my mom's house playing in the mud with my sister when these 2 humans showed up. I knew what was going on, cuz last week people were coming left and right leaving with my brothers and sisters. Anyway, they scooped me up and took me to thier house. That beautiful lady held me during the car ride and said "I'm your new mommy ((hmm, she's not nearly as hairy as my other mommy)) and you are the cutest thing I have ever seen, and the dirtiest." I thought, uh oh...where is she going with this?

The next thing i know I am in the tub. She washes me up and dries me off. Then she takes a million pix of me. Then, daddy puts some oily stuff on my back to get rid of my fleas. I started trying to lick it off....they kept telling me no no no...HEY, why not?!? well, mommy looks worried so she gives me ANOTHER bath!!! That is 2 baths in 2 hours...a lil excessive if you ask me.

Anyway, I like it here. I have a big brother named Leo...he is a german shephard...and a big sister...well, she's not really all that big...she's a rat terrier...she tries to beat me up...but, i beat her everytime. i love playin with her...she's crazy. My new mommy and daddy love on me all the time. Mommy says I am sooooo smart b.c. I can already sit on command and shake.....little does she know that I have no idea what I am doing...it is all coincidence...oh well, she'll figure it out when I tear up her favorite shoes...hehehehe