Sunshine of My Life

I had the best morning with my plus sized lady love, Piggens. We played in the kitchen. She kissed my face in the sweet way she has...I wish she'd go outside and frolic in this beyooootifulweather. But she won't have it. She keeps saying it is too hot.

I love the summer...the sun shining down on my face...the lovely scents of flowers...the tall grasses...the hot driveway that everyone screams about if i step on it...

to me every summer day is a fiesta! I am so glad we moved to the country so i can run in the sun on my three good legs! I love working out in the summer. I think i will try to do a marathon this year.

I'm Back

I've been very busy, hanging out with Piggens and writing my pupmoirs. I was born about twenty years ago so I have a lot of memories of the '80's. All I can say is that I sure am glad cell phones are smaller now.

Piggy, as I like to call my large girlfriend, and I have enjoyed hanging out on the porch swing this spring. There really is nothing like it. I find that I am forgetting all about the long cold Catskill winter.

There is nothing like being mature and in love in the springtime.

More later. I must nap.

sincerely Moe

Moe-seying along

The garden is so delightful! The bird poop! The flowers! The scent of Piggens!
It is great to run around in the sun. Daddy built me a path in the garden so I can run laps without being slowed down by all the plant life. I love it. I also enjoy the patio, the porch, the driveway and even the tall grass at times. I am getting some major muscle mass in my legs. Sometimes i even run on all 4 legs. My bum leg seems to be getting stronger.

The best thing is that I can run after my large and lovely lady friend Piggens in the sweet summer air. I couldn't do that in the snow. She is so cute - but a little scary. She is about 20 pounds of Pug mix woman.

Thank Dog I'm a Country Boy!

Now that the snow is melting I am really enjoying myself. I participate in extreme outdoor sports i could never enjoy in the city. I pee and poop outdoors daily! I run and hop through leaves and get some real good air going. I race around my large and lovely pug mutt girlfriend in the sun.

I can't say enough good stuff about the country. All elderly retired diasabled Chihuahuas should move here. I've got spring Fever.

better living through chemistry

I love Metacam!
I know it made my roommate Batman vomit so he can't take it for his hips. But my doctor told me to take a drop a day. It is awesome. My knees and my teeth never hurt! Now I demand to be taken for a short run daily! Now I enjoy barking at Batman through the baby gate and watching him tremble. Poor wittle cattle dog! How he fears the baby gate!

I love running laps around the living room and peeing on everything! I love jumping on my lover Piggens. She resists my kisses less now that I lost my snaggle tooth. And I think the antibiotics freshen my breath.

What a great time to be an elderly slightly deformed ChiHuaHua!

Toothless & Loving It!

The night before last I finally lost my rotten front snaggle tooth. Because of my advanced age and heart murmur my parents do not want to have me knocked out to do dental work. Sadly, this means I am left with 3 or 4 rather disgusting teeth. I don't think the aged P's understand that my crappy teeth are uncomfortable and achy and I want them removed. OK, I know. I only weigh 3.5 pounds and am rather elderly. I know, I have a little heart condition. But come on! Just knock me out and pull those suckers out of my mouth! I'm willing to risk death if it means I can have a shot at better oral hygeine.

Anyway, I feel great and look good too. I'm so glad that ugly lower canine is gone. Piggens, my large and lovely girlfriend, rebuffed all my advances because of that unsightly tooth. I mean, it is bad enoiugh that my tongue always sticks out. But who can blame Piggens for turning away from a tongue and a big rotten snaggle tooth in her face! My breath is fresher and it is easier to eat the tofu turkey slices I so enjoy now too.

As soon as I can get my Daddy to recharge the camera I'm posting my new and improved pics here. You will not believe how cute I am now.