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The Dutchess Pigenza Speaks

Mommy! Mommy!

I miss bossing Batman around. Moe and Ziggy are not as fun to be around. And I have to be with mommy a lot now. It is lonely without Batty. I need to sit on Mom's lap and eat all her food and snuffle all around her. I also need to steal magnets off the fridge, go into the closet to get shoes and poop on the floor. I can't help it. I need extra attention! Mommy!

Summmmmmmertime

I have been having such a good time forcing Yia Yis to feed me, tunbling around with my human neices and nephews. Just when I thought it couldn't get any better these two crazy chicks keep running up to my door! Sure I like to play with Batman sometimes - but he is just a bit insane and I usually end up having to put him in his place. And let's face it - that is a little humiliating for a cattle dog twice my size.

So I'm very pleased that Tootsie and Jasmine keep coming over here to play, I've posted a picture of them. they really are a lot of fun!

Almost too hot for feasting

Mommy is pretty easy to train, as I have noted before. She is really good about taking me out to pee and bringing me right back in. I just don't want to hang outside... It is too hot even for me to go visit my boyfriend Beetle. Um, I mean my friend Beetle. Beetle is a very shy Mastiff who lives nearby. Moe, my chihuahua roommate and lover, gets jealous if i call Beetle 'my boyfriend.'

Anyway, mommy put a fan right on me. So I get to lounge on my sofa in the breeze. Batman is driving me a little crazy. That cattle dog really is nuts. He wants to be outside and keeps pacing and talking about playing ball. I keep trying to tell him to relax and enjoy being cool.
I wish he could literally take a chill pill.

More later.

xoxoxo
Piggens