Muffin the Terror!

Dear Diary,

My mom brought a new baby home for the holidays. Her name is Muffin the Terror! She pesters me to no end, bites my ears, my feet, my nose....anywhere she can get a hold of. When I take a nap, she jumps on me to wake me up! I never thought having a little sister would be such a pain! I finally put her in her place and growled at her. She seems to get the point when I do that. I'm slowly getting used to her, and actually have fun playing with her as long as she doesn't use me for a chew toy! Hopefully Muffin will mellow out when she gets older, because right now she's driving me bonkers!

Sincerely,

Cocoa

August 29, 2005

Dear Diary,
I knew something was going on! I knew it! There these people who are staying in my house! They seem very nice and are always petting and grooming me! Just the other day i got taken on a wonderfully long walk! I could get used to this! Ok, about my crush. His name is Louie. He's my owner's friend's dog. I try to get him to like me by following him around and always hanging out with him, but he never notices me and walks away. He's the dog in the last photograph. I just love his curly white hair! I just wish that he would notice me! Maybe i can figure out a way to get him to notice me just once! I'll keep you posted!
* Cocoa

August 28, 2005

Dear Diary,
Since this is my first entry, let me tell you a bit about myself. I love my toys, and dont like sharing them with anybody but myself. I have a family that adores me, and if they are a little preoccupied with something other than playing with me, I kindly remind them by scrathching their feet. I love to get treats from my family and will do anything for them including dancing, jumping around, sitting, laying down, and rolling over. I've been know as a brat, but a cute one! He he! I don't know where they got that idea. My family recently bought a bird! Can you believe it? They named it Cutie too!! Excuse me, but aren't I the cutest thing in this house? I've been plotting to get rid of him, but every time i go even five feet away from the cage, my mom notices and takes me away. I supose that me growling doesn't help me be sneaky. Its not my fault though! He starts it when teases me! But he doesn't get in trouble! Oh well. Maybe I can TRY to get along with Cutie. In next entry, I'll tell you about my crush! Not now though! Keep leaving me bones! I love them!
* Cocoa