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Yup, I'm the boss

I can't get it up

It's hell getting old. I use to be able to jump up on my couch, even though I am not suppose to. But they let us get on the black chair and ottoman and I can't do it anymore. It is really embarrassing. I try to hop up there in the evening when we are watching TV and I just can't get my back end up there. Sometimes Duane helps me by lifting me but I yelp because I hate that I am worried that he will hurt my back. Or then he might make a pile of pillows so that I can get a leg up there. It usually makes it just as bad. So I often just go back to my comfy crate house and take it easy. I don't actually watch the TV much anymore since I fall asleep so why bother when I can go back into my house where I don't have to jump up on a chair to get comfy.

I dint do it!

Clifford is tryin to get me in trouble. He told Mom that it was mee that peed on the floor. But I dint do it. At least I din't do it there. I like to go into Mom's office and lift my leg on the rug under her desk when she isn't lookin. I don't just make a big old puddle any ole place. No SIr. I think it was the cat. That Shelly, she thinks she is special cuz she gets to sleep on the slaves bed. Now Murphy he's okay. He even lets us sniff him an He catches things like birds and squirells and lets us have them. Its fun.

Keepin time

Tonight the slaves were watching TV on the couch and I was resting on the big stuffed ottoman. They thought I was asleep, but I gave away that I was playin possum when the music started playing. It was Bono, and I couldn't stop my tail from beating along. I never heard his music before - but I musta liked it a lot. My tail never did that before.