Mommy and Me!

It's my 8th Woofday today!

September 6th 2011 5:35 am
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Happy Woofday to ME!!!

I can't believe I'm 8 years-old-today, time sure go fast. Mom still calls me her little puppy (even thou I'm a big girl now)!

Mom had to work today, but she told me I'm in for a very special surprise tonight... can't wait! I hope it's lots and lots of treats because those are the best.

Mom keeps telling me she loves me, and I wuff her back! She keeps telling me I'm the best little puppy ever!

Can't wait for tonight when I get my "Woofday" presents!

-Zo

 

I'm 7 today.... Happy "Woof-day" to ME!!

September 6th 2010 4:31 pm
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It's my Woof-day today, which means it's time to write in my diary again. I turned 7, and I'm doing well. I got to spend the entire day with mommy, which was a great day. I got LOTS of treats and a cake. I ate way too much today, but I don't care, I had way too much fun!

I'm about to take a quick nap, then get up and chase some squirrels and rabbits in the backyard. It sure would make my day if I could catch one of them! We also have a chippy in the backyard, and it drives me nuts. I want to catch that little chippy!!

I want to thank everyone who wished me a "Happy Woof-day" today, and for the gifts. Mommy says that I'm loved, and I certainly feel it. Now, if I could catch that chippy in the backyard, I would really be happy!

Thank you, thank you and thank you!

(Boxer xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo)
-zo

 

Today is my 6th Woof-Day!

September 6th 2009 7:41 am
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Happy Woof-day to ME, Happy Woof-day to ME, Happy Woof-day to ME, Happy Woof-day to ME, Happy Woof-day to ME, Happy Woof-day to ME, Happy Woof-day to ME!!!!

I started celebrating yesterday with Grandma and Grandpa. They gave me treats all afternoon, and a cake too! Today mom has more cake for me. LOVE CAKE!

I'm doing good, and very happy. Mom spoils me as usual, so today isn't going to be any different then any other day. I get spoiled every day. I wuff my mom.

Happy Woof-day to ME!!
(boxer xoxoxoxoxo)
-ZO

 

Happy Birthday to ME... .I'm "5" today!

September 6th 2008 5:38 am
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Hey, everyone, it's my birthday today. Can't wait to get all my presents and treats. Looks like mom hasn't written in my diary for one entire year! Last time she did, was last year on my birthday! She tells me she's too busy, so at least she does it on my BIG day.

Happy Birthday to ME! Happy Birthday to ME! Happy Birthday to MEEEEEEE! Happy Birthday to ME!

We're going to visit grandma and grandpa today, and I know they'll have some treats for me too. Can't wait to get over there. Grandpa really spoils me. Hey, mom, let's go NOW!

I'm such a spoiled little boxer. Mom says she loves me so much, and I can tell because she's so good to me. She keeps telling me she's so lucky to have me. I "wuff" her too!

Happy Birthday to ME!
-zoey

 

Today is my 4th Birthday

September 6th 2007 3:40 am
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Hi all Pup Pals,

WOW, I'm "Dog of the Day" today, PLUS, it's my birthday too . . . . how cool is that!! I can't wait till I get my presents and treats. I turn 4 today, and mom keeps telling me how much she loves me. Then she keeps giving me all these kisses and hugs, and all I want to ask her is.... "WHERE ARE MY PRESENTS and TREATS"???? She tells me they're coming, but I haven't seen anything yet. Although it's only 5:30 in the morning, so I guess I have all day to get them. But, I'm so impatient, I want them now!!!

I want to thank all my pup pals for all of my "Birthday Rosettes," and "Birthday Wishes." I have so many great pup pals, I wish I could give you all a big hug and kiss. I'm so lucky to have you all.

Happy Birthday to ME, Happy Birthday to ME, Happy Birthday Dear MEeeeeee, Happy Birthday to ME!!!!

Thanks!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Zoey


P.S. . . . . "There is nothing in this world as unconditional as the love of a dog, share it, revel in it, and return it. One of the most rewarding things in the world as far as I am concerned."

 

A prayer from the DOG . . .

September 11th 2006 6:16 am
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TO: GOD

FROM: THE DOG


DEAR GOD:
Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

DEAR GOD:
When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

DEAR GOD:
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the Chrysler Beagle"?

DEAR GOD:
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

DEAR GOD:
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

DEAR GOD:
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

DEAR GOD:
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

DEAR GOD:
Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box, although they are tasty.

4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

5. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.

6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

8. I will not bite the officers hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.

9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".

11. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

13. I will not throw up in the car.

14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when we have company.

16. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually
not a good thing.

Thank you for listening,
AMEN

 

It's my BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!

September 6th 2006 7:29 am
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It's my birthday today and I can't wait to get all my special treats and toys. I already started getting them yesterday afternoon....I love having birthdays!! I turned 3 today and mom says I'm such a good girl, which I am!! I got this really neat stuffed animal and it squeaks really cool when I bite into it. I rolled over it, over and over again just to make sure everyone one knows it's MINE toy! I love rolling over my toys, that way I get my scent on the toy and then no one will take it from me. I also got this really yummy "pup cup" ice cream treat. It was sooooooooo flipping good. I hope I get another one, because I really, really enjoyed that ice cream treat. Mom also said she's going to take me for a walk tonight when it gets a bit cooler..... can't wait for that! I also got a lot of nice back rubs, I sure to love those too! But most of all, mom keeps telling me she loves me, and that's the best present ever.

Woof,
Zoey (3 today)

 

Zoey's Rules

October 7th 2005 5:45 am
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THE RULES BELOW ARE MINE:

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.

-WOOF, Zoey

 

Top 10 Dog Peeves About HUMANS!

August 23rd 2005 4:29 pm
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I SAW THESE AND THOUGHT THEY WERE GREAT! I HOPE MY MOMMIE READS THESE . . . WOOF!

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose .... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

WOOF! . . . Zoey

 
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