Good Help is Hard To Find

Just thought I'd get a little doctoring practice in over the holiday. I think I better get a Nurse who has been to school.

I'm Applying to Medical School, Part 3

Yes, I do like to keep my pink marker out while I'm studying.

I'm Applying to Medical School Continued

I know my announcement of applying to medical school was a surprise to some of my pals. But on August 14 when I received the announcement that my employer was looking for a replacement for herself, I realized I better start using my brains as well as my brawn. I decided Medical School was the route to take. When my Chief Commander remarked being a phusician would also give me access to old National Geographic magazines, I knew this is what I want to do.

I'M APPLYING TO MEDICAL SCHOOL!

Yes, you heard me right. I'm attending my fifth obedience class now and I've decided obedience is not for me. I'm applying to medical school.

back to the drawingboard

Well, I've been walking around for quite some time. Never did figure out where in the pluperfect hell that party for Seva was being held. I'll have to check in with my chief advisor, Dexter Nova Bright Star and find out where I went wrong.

Anyway, I had to get back home to celebrate my One Year On Dogster Anniversary today. Congratulations to me!
Go eat cake,
Axel

Gotta Hurry!

Oh, no, I see my beloved Seva is Dog of the week. Now millions of other dogs will see her beauty and rush to her home near Greenland. I have to go plan my departute toot duh sweet (or should I say "sofort?)!

She Went Off

I saw my human brother's cell phone on the desk as I was sniffing about so I thought I'd do him a favor and wash it. The woman almost deafened me with her squeals of delight when she walked into the kitchen and saw the cell phone soaking in my water dish. Wow, that woman sure can make a racket when she's excited! I think this might be a good time for me to go plan my trip to Greenland to visit Seva.

I Graduate Again!

Hooray! Professor Pepper said I passed Advanced Obedience! Lucky for me that she didn't see me stretch out during the three minute "down stay" to sniff Elvis's butt.
I think she was busy correcting Cosmo for lunging at another dog at the time. Thanks, Cosmo.

My Birthday List for Mokey

What Mokey Should get for her birthday:
Two steaks-one for her and one for me
Two new squeaky toys-one for her and one for me
Two big bones-one for her and one for me

Postponed

Must postpone plans to visit Seva in MN (near Greenland according to Dexter Nova Bright Star) until after July 4, Mokey's birthday. Don't want to take the chance of missing out on a party.