Hairy Hobos

Hello all. It's been a LONG time since I have written, Mommie said I needed to write, so here I am! The other day my Grandpa said Duchess and I were "Hairy Hobos" because we like to dig in trash, sleep in it, roll in it, eat in it, sniff in it, lick in it, etc. I personally found it hilarious, but Duchess said that he was very offensive, and with that turned her nose up and walked away. I really think she exaggerates things a lot. Last night I was drinking my "nose bottle" (I like to lick inside my Grandpa's nose), and my Mommie said that I was so spastic that she didn't know how my Grandpa could put up with me. Then I tried to give her kisses, and she said I couldn't until she brushed my teeth....waaahhhhh! That really made me sad. Did ya'll know that I give kisses on command? All you have to say is, "Wooda wooda woo." I will lick you until your lips fall off ;-). Did everyone have a nice Christmas? I did! I got two toys, a multi colored plush sweeking slipper and a orange velvety sweeking bone. Mommie said that I had sweeked Baby Simba's sweeker until it sweeked no more, so I needed more sweeky toys. She also apoligized for not being able to buy me any clothes or accessories, but I didn't mind, as long as my 1st birthday was nice. I will turn 1 in 2 months, I can't wait.

Mommie said I might be getting a little Yorkie sister for my birthday. I hope she gets her for me, YAY another snuggle-buddy! I hope that she is sweet, I can teach her how to use the pee pad! Woo hoo! Anyway, I'm just starting to ramble on now, ttyl.

Zoë

Trash

Hey everyone! Nothing much happened today...my mommie left for a while, me and Duchess played all day long fighting over trash from the trash can. We especially loved shreding paper towels and foil! Yay, we sure did have fun!