He's BAAAAAACK!!!!

My annonymous suitor is back! It's a good good day when I saunter into the office and find my golden bowl spilling over with tiny bones!!! Just when I thought I would expire from hunger... The masses were attempting to keep me alive by providing me with just enough sustenance to sustain a heartbeat. It's not that I didn't appreciate the noble attempt, but 7000 bones...? Now tha's what I'm talkin' about! Life is good.

What th-

"FINLAY! STEP AWAY FROM THOSE BONES!"

His diary is included in the "today's picks" and suddenly he feels he deserves privileges...

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