I can take on the world.....Coyotes too!

Last week we all loaded up the car and went to our favorite spot in the whole entire world.. Camp!! We have a little hunting camp in the rugged mountains . There is always great fun to had . We ride the four wheeler (it sure beats running), swim in the pond - I must confess I am not a good swimmmer. I used to be great but I almost drowned once and now I am more careful. Anyways, We ride aroung in boat, walk through the woods, and you you should smell the smells.... It brings me great pleasure for even my little nose. And they have whitetail deer they run as fast as the four wheeler. If only I had their speed... We were there for a day.Iwas outside taking my turn to"guard" my girls and my family. You see me I love the ladies and must keep them safe. One has to protect them.However, I have never had any problems other then the biting flies. And they only bother me!! Mom says people call them Horseflies. I don't get it I've seen Horses and they are not horses but they are king of big! So there I am Jax"The Extreme Protector" of all watching out for my ladies. There was nothing going on,I could smell the hot dogs on the grill, Life was GREAT! In a blink of a eye my nose picks a new smell. Believe me when I tell you I have never smelled this before ... it was the smell of someone I don't know and had never met before. And they hadn't heard of soap and water. Lol! Then I saw them. They were walking on the road. Two of the ugliest dogs I have ever seen. They were as big as the house and did I mention ugly? They should not be on the road that is against the rules. I am not under no circumstance allowed to go up there. The road is off limits, against the law. I wonder why are they here and it becomes clear to me. They want my hotdogs (oh yeah of course the girls too). OK, I must react now. I will not share my hotdogs with them. They must go....Nobody is getting my hotdogs.. not even them. What do I do? What could I do? Ok Jax it is show time-I am going to fight them If Ineed to. Just stay strong and look big. Back hair up.Check! Ready , Set, Go!!!! And then I reacted, I ran after them with my best don't mess with Jax bark I could muster.Those yellow bellies ran away from me ,They were no match for me!! One ran up the road and the other ran into the woods.I actually started laughing .It was hard to keep a straight face. The girls applauded me,said I was a hero ! Not just any hero but their hero. Who knew? PS I never did get any hotdogs!