Yeah!! I'm Outta the Doghouse!!

I am outta the doghouse and living in the lap of luxury now! I got sick a few weeks back and had a seizure. I am better now, but don't tell my mummy, she is still treating me like a baby. I have slept in mummy and daddy's bed every night since it happened. Last night they put me in the kennel, I thought it was nice to have my own space again. But then, in the middle of the night, mummy came and took back to bed with her. I like this a lot. I am so spoiled, but what pug isn't?

In the proverbial dog house

I don't know why I did it, I have never done it before and I don't think I'll do it again though. I peed on the rug and the couch. I guess I thought it was better than going outside to do it in the snow. I hate snow, and there is like 3 feet of it! When my mom and dad got home, I realized what a big mistake I had made. Now they are treating me like a puppy again. I used to have free roam of the house. Now when they are not home, I am in my kennel. Outside on the leash, kennel, outside on the leash, kennel... this is not fun.
I hate being grounded.

Introduction

Call me bean. Let me start off by saying that no, my name is not capitalized. I am named after the Muppet character Bean Bunny, who is the self proclaimed cutest Muppet. My parents thought that I was the cutest puppy, so there you go. My mom thought, to keep in the spirit of cuteness, bean looked cuter than Bean. I don’t really don’t have any opinion on this matter, I am a dog, it all sounds the same to me.
I am an only Pug and I like it that way, I do not like to share my people and the more people the merrier. I am a real people Pug. I like them better than Pugs I guess. I also like popcorn, it just smells so good, I cannot resist it. I had some the other night. My dad cannot resist my cuteness and when I gave him “the look,” he melted like the butter that was all over the hot steamy popcorn. It was really too easy. And boy was it good. Yeah, popcorn is the greatest.