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The Creamsicle Times

Not another one!!!!

This is crazy!!! My mom and dad know how I feel about vacuum cleaners; they are loud and obnoxious and I don't see their point. First we had this yellow one that I "got" many times! It was slow and easy to bite; I left many "Bailey Marks" on the front of it. Then dad brought in this big ole honker of a machine which he calls the Shop Vac. They use it to clean the hard floors. The thing flies around on the floor and it's not the easiest thing to bite.

Well now this is crazy... grandma and grandpa Piper sent a "gift" to mom and dad. I thought it might of been treats for me, but instead it was the "Animal" - a big purple vacuum. Man oh man. What's up with this? This thing is crazy. Mom and dad told me not to attack it, but forget that, how can I resist? Oh well, I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about... I think I'll corner the "Animal" when it's napping, and ATTACK!

My mean brother Sam

Boy oh boy...
My brother Sam can be such a jerk sometimes. Here there was a rawhide sitting in the middle of the floor - totally unattended, so I decided to enjoy it. Well jeez, Sammy saw me take it and ran after me. He was snapping at me so I snapped back and might of got him in the face. Oh well. I wouldn't want to hurt him but he needs to learn some manners!!! Still love him though! Anyway, I'm going to enjoy that rawhide!