It's been a while

Well I know it has been a couple of days since I have written, but I have been busy. I am currently working on a hidden tunnel outside in the backyard. I am thinking that I want it to go all the way to Tokyo. I think it will be perfect for planning my attacks on the furry kitties.

I was having fun with a new stuffed toy that was in the office. It was shaped like the filled things on the couches in the living room, but I am not allowed to touch those. The moms never told me I could not eat the stuffing in the stuffed things on the couch in the office. Well we ended up having a session with the Bitter Apple. I know better now, and have not touched them since.

I also have learned this new way of sleeping from the cats. I actually get on the back of the couch to sleep, just like the furry cats do. I don't think it is the most comfortable way of sleeping, but it makes the moms laugh.

OH! I am also trying to learn frisbee. I like jumping to get it out of the moms hand when she is holding it, but she wants me to catch it when it is being thrown to me. This makes no sense. Why would I catch it in the air when it works fine when I pick it up off the ground?

Those dang cats!

I KNEW IT! The Kirby cat spilled the beans. I knew he would if I bribed him with those great tasting kitty treats. He told me that all the furry cats were involved in me getting spayed. Toby headed up the meeting and then Henry, of all kitties, was the one that set up the appointment. I should have known by his guilt when I came home. He kissed me on my nose when I was whining from pain. Well I showed them that I would not be defeated. I chased them all night long and would not let up. I am not supposed to be running around, but I can not let those cats know that I am wounded in any way.
I guess the moms felt that me chasing the cats was a sign of me feeling better and not just me acting for the cats. So they created a new game which is new on my pet peeves. It's called the dress up game, and the moms just LOVE this game. I almost threw up and not from the surgery either, but from disgust. The moms just laughed and laughed, and even did the flasher thing. I have to make sure this never happens again.

The Ice Cream Girl

Fooling the mommies!

The mommies were giving me so much love and attention last night and I was just soaking it up. They would come give me kisses every five minutes it seemed and I got treats without having to perform!! I even let the cats come really close to me without chasing them. Then I pretended like I had to go potty. One mommy took me outside and I grabbed my squeaky ball! WOO HOO Let's play!!! Mommy took away my ball and we had to go back inside. She told me that I wasn't supposed to play for ten days.

Later on, Henry wouldn't stop touching his nose to mine and Maggs kept darting out in front of me. I couldn't stand it anymore and I started chasing them all around the house! The mommies got upset and tried to make me lay down. I didn't think it was fair that the kitties got to run around and I didn't, so when Toby went in the pantry I shut the door behind him. He didn't get to come out until this morning!! HAHAHAHA

Tonight when they get home from work, I think I will pretend to be groggy again. I'll keep you posted on if they buy it or not!!!

UGH!

I overheard the what I thought was a nice lady at the front call the moms. She told them that I had come out of surgery just fine and that this stuff they were giving me was medicine. I guess this is what the moms meant by "fixed". I did not know I was broken. I guess they were buying me all that cool stuff to butter me up for this horrible experience. I do not feel so hot and I am very groggy. They have me in a cage and albiet it is big, the moms know I hate being caged up. The used to be nice lady up front said I can't play for 10 days. 10 WHOLE DAYS??? What am I going to do for 10 days??? I am also very thirsty. I whined just a little bit last night because I could not find my water, and I have not been able to have any since last night. I am not supposed to have any tonight either unless I am acting normal. I am going to try real hard to act normal so I can have a little bit to drink.

Kansas AKA doped up dog

I miss my mommies!

This morning everything was normal and my mommies were getting ready to go to work and I laid on the bed and watched them. A couple of times I got up to chase the cats around, but then came back to the bed. After one mommy left, the other one put my leash on me. I got so excited -- could we really be going to the dog park this early? Did mommy take off work to spend the day with me? I pulled her to the car to hurry her up and she took off. She kept telling me how much she loved me during the drive. More than normal!

Five minutes later we were at the vet's office. This didn't bother me because I usually get treats and sometimes even a new toy after visiting the vet, and she's nice anyway. Mommy took my leash off and I ran all around the office! I stepped on this metal platform thingy and I heard mommy say, "Wow, you gained half a pound!" to some guy I've never seen before. That guy kept petting me and saying "pretty girl." I like being called a pretty girl! :)

I saw my mommy signing some papers and then the guy came and led me into this cage thing. I didn't like it. A few minutes later my mommy came back into the room and I thought she was going to come and get me, but she just opened the door and gave me Hank the Hydrant. I gave her lots of kisses and she told me how much she loved me. Then she closed the door and walked out of the room. About thirty seconds later she was in the doorway talking to me. She told me it was going to be okay and that she loved me about a hundred times!

My mommy told me this was something every little girl puppy has to go through. I miss my mommies already. I hope they come get me soon. I even miss the kitties!!!

What a day

Well, the other day the moms kept me inside all day long. I do really well when in the house all day, but I really rather be outside running around in my space. I overheard them say something about it being just too hot out. So I guess the moms felt a little bad about me being cooped up all day then we got to go to the doggie park. SWEET! I ran my tail off and then a Greyhound came and man can he run!
I am really picky about my water so I never drink at the dog park. Even if it is my bowl. I just prefer to drink at home. Because of this, my mouth started to foam up and we had to go, but I was tired anyway. Then yesterday they came home and played ball with me in the backyard. They also bought me some bacon cookies. SCORE! The moms bought this new cookie called a pig ear, and boy am I fond of those. I think it is all of the running happy laps in the house, chasing the cats, and squeaking all my toys in their faces that is making them buy me all this cool stuff. I think I will keep it up for sure.

The German Shepherd