hello humans

hello humans

my owners are at the movies and i finally have time to use their computer. typing is tricky without thumbs, still haven't figured out how to capitalize letters. perhaps i should hold a bone in my mouth and use it to hit the caps button?

had a pretty good day today. dropped the ball down the stairs several times then ran up and down for about half an hour. cooled down with some stretching on the new couch. i wasn't able to get the bone up on the table... will meditate upon retrieval techniques later tonight.

hot dogs for a hot dog

my mom is trying to teach me to pick up my toys. apparently my habit of strewing them about the apartment is a little annoying to humans... cramps their style i guess? personally, i prefer to hid my balls under the couch cushions. yesterday i left my stuffed hedgehog in the bed and gave mom quite a fright. she jumped straight up in the air! what fun! i thought she'd want to play after that but no, she decided it was time for me to learn how to put things away. that's ok. its not so bad cause guess what: she bribes me with pieces of hot dog and chicken - yum! i like this arrangement and will learn very slowly to keep it around.

whats that? you want me to pick that up? hmm, i dont understand what you're saying mommy. oh wait, you just showed me a piece of chicken! i remember now. heh.

around and around i go

spinning around in circles is fun. wheeee! i've made myself dizzy three times today.

i got you

i do not like baths

but i do like shaking all that water off when mommy least expects it

haha! i got you!

Gimme

I know you didn't just put the cookie jar on the edge of the counter without giving me one....

Oh, yes you did.

Guess I'll just have to help myself...

haha!! Mine, mine! All mine!