hello humans

hot dogs for a hot dog

my mom is trying to teach me to pick up my toys. apparently my habit of strewing them about the apartment is a little annoying to humans... cramps their style i guess? personally, i prefer to hid my balls under the couch cushions. yesterday i left my stuffed hedgehog in the bed and gave mom quite a fright. she jumped straight up in the air! what fun! i thought she'd want to play after that but no, she decided it was time for me to learn how to put things away. that's ok. its not so bad cause guess what: she bribes me with pieces of hot dog and chicken - yum! i like this arrangement and will learn very slowly to keep it around.

whats that? you want me to pick that up? hmm, i dont understand what you're saying mommy. oh wait, you just showed me a piece of chicken! i remember now. heh.