Hey pals!

I want to send a hello out to all my new pup pals! My name is Chubby.
I guess 'cause I'm chubby. Mom and Dad say even as a stray I was Chubby.
*giggle* I lived out a cement factory with Mama and Foxy for a looong time,
and then my owners came out and set out this trap and put hot dogs in it.
HOT DOGS!!!! Mmmmm...I'm hungry. Of course, I went in for the hot dogs
and they got me. I was a little scared at first, and wouldn't even look at anyone. I just sat inside my trap and stared straight ahead. But they kept
talking to me, and petting me, and giving me good food!! They sure know how
to win a Chubby dog's heart over. It's been a few months, and now I lie on my
masters' bed, and couch, and loveseat. And I wave around my paws in the air when I want some attention. When I do that they make these weird faces and say, "AWWWWW!!!! Chubby's CUUUUUTE!" and I get my belly and head scratched. I also make funny sounds. I grunt when I'm being petted, and I bark funny. I like myself. I'm Chubby.

Laters.

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