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The life of a Glutton Princess

It's been a long time!

It's been a really long time since I've written. My mom has been really busy with work and other personal things. She's also moved our website. You can check it out on MSN, http://groups.msn.com/SekcsZoo, or on My Space, http://www.myspace.com/SekcsZoo. Just in case you don't know, my mom created those websites to help people learn about pets. There's lots of information regarding different kinds of pets, how to find different kinds of pets, guides on how to find a responsible dog breeder, how to be a responsible dog breeder, about "designer dogs" and lots of Boston Terrier information. Not to mention, there's LOTS of pictures of me, my brothers Shiloh and Souffle and all the other critters who live here.

Happy New Year!

Shelby's in the house! It's been a long time and as you can see I'm getting big. In fact, I'm bigger than my brother Souffle. Maybe I'll even get bigger than my oldest brother Shiloh! That would be sweet because then I can steal his toys too. According to my mom, she says I'm the bad one. I don't know why. I don't think there's anything wrong with stealing my brothers food and toys, bothering Ike Bird or Mr. Mojo Risin, helping the baby eat her food or borrowing some of her toys, chewing on Osama Bin Grandma's dining room table, munching on Alex's toys or trying to eat the Christmas tree. I may be the bad one but my Aunt Lola calls me the "pretty one" because she says I look like her Boston Terrier Skipper who died a long time ago. Since I'm the pretty one I think it's ok if I do bad stuff. I can get away with it. I've been really busy, well besides doing all that bad stuff. My mom takes me and my brother places especially to Grandpa's house. I have lots of fun there because he has lots of stuff that I can chew on and the best part is his garbage can is small enough so I can dig in there and find lots of good food to eat unlike at home where the garbage can is tall and has a cover on it. The only bad thing is Crazy Daisy Devil Dog doesn't like me. I think she's just jealous because I'm pretty but my mom says it's because Souffle spends more time with me than he does with her. She likes my brother more but I hate to break it to her... Souffle likes himself better than anyone else. He likes to dress up and get his nails did. I'm not into that girly stuff although my mom does make me some nice clothes. Maybe when I get older I'll appreciate it. My mom says I do some crazy stuff and she says you can actually see pictures of me doing naughty stuff. She's always saying that I drive her to drink.. whatever that means and you can see why here...

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/psychosekc/album?.d ir=2163&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//pg.photos.yaho o.com/ph/psychosekc/my_photos

and she says I do even worse stuff. She says if I were human I would be a burlesque dancer. According to my big brother Shiloh he says a burlesque dancer is a sexy woman who takes her clothes off and dances for entertainment. He says that I would make Blaze Starr, Lili St. Cyr and Zorita blush. Hey! I can't help it if I find clothing uncomfortable! So my mom has taken pics of me doing my naughty burlesque act which you can see her although this may not be appropriate for young pups eyes...

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/psychosekc/album?.d ir=ce05&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//pg.photos.yaho o.com/ph/psychosekc/my_photos

Well it's getting late and I noticed my mom is eating Cheese Nips. Mmmmm Cheese Nips.

On a side note and to all my pup pals... my mom noticed that Dogster has put ads on our Dogster pages. My mom says that if they allow puppymills and irresponsible breeders to advertise on my page that she will remove my page. My mom doesn't support puppymills or irresponsible breeding and she doesn't want any of us to be associated or used in a way that promotes that bad stuff. So if you come to visit my page and notice it's gone, you'll know why.

Bathtime!!

My mom said that my brother and I were dirty and needed a bath. I don't know she was talking about.. I thought I smelled perfectly fine. First she cleaned my ears and then she put us in the tub. It was horrible! Souffle just sat there while she shampoo'd him and I actually think he liked it! Somethings seriously wrong with him. I kept trying to jump out of the tub but I'm too short. I can't wait until I get bigger because next time I get a bath, I'm going to jump out and run like crazy! I'd rather be dirty and stinky than nice and clean. Bathtime is no fun. There's no food involved. Speaking of food, my mom is eating cookies and cream ice cream and she won't share!!