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Sisser Pwesents... what a wet down!

Weww, my sisser pwesent dot here wast week. She's otay, I duess, but I was hoping it was sumpeen yummy, yike a buwwy stick. Now DAT is a pwesent. But I duess she'ww do. She's a baby puppy, and mom teeps tewwin' me to "Be niiiice, puppy!" So I yam, but sometimes it's tind of hawd when she twies to take my favowite chewies. Yike, da udder day, she stole my Kong and I was weally mad, but mom maded her dived it back, so it was otay. She's pwetty cute, I duess, and she gives gweat kisses, so dat's all dood.

Now, I wunner why my mommy putted up dat big shiny twee just for a baby sisser to come home. I mean, weally, she won't let neiver of us pway wif da twee and aww dose shiny yights on it, so what was da point?

Oh, yeah, and I have a gurlfwiend now, too. I fewwed in wove wif a beautifuw gurl on my Danes Onyine Fowum, and she yuvs me too. We donna dit mawwied and adopt yots n yots a puppies and yive happy evew aftew. I teww you mowe bout hew yater, too.

Dat's aww fow now, tuz I dotta go potty an do back to sweep. Tuz dat's what Danes do!!

Somethin' Stwange is Happenin'

Well, we made it fru stoopid howloween, and I a'most died of embawwasment when Mommy drug me to Petco wookin' wike a Cindewella mouse, but fankfully I haben't seen dose ears since!

But I fink somethin' weird is goin' on awound hewe, cuz mommy keeps askin' if I'm sited bout my new baby sisser. I am not sure what DAT is suppose da mean, but I am on da lookout for any new cookies or treats. She said sumpin about dis weekend. Whatevew all dat stuff means, she did say we are goin bye-bye this weekend, and bye-bye is always good. No worries!

Pwetty soon we gitta go Twismas shoppin, too. Mommy says we dotta get pwesents for somebody, I didn't weally hear who tuz I stopped wistening after she said "Pwesents". I'm pwetty sure dey are for me. Maybe dat's what sissers is, weally good pwesents?

Well, I gotta go take a nap now, tuz dat's what I do best. I will be back to tell you all about my Sisser Pwesents...