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Confessions of a Spaniel Drama Queen...

Raise the WOOF! :-P

Haha.. get it? woof? instead of roof? Hah.. ok, bad joke. It's cuz my big bro is back home,and he's the king of puns and bad jokes.

Anyways, yeah, it's summertime. So you know what that means? Time for a nice new summer hair-do... I told them I wanted it shorter, but I didn't mean THIS short! I guess they only know one length :-( sad day. I no longer have my lovely long wavy golden hair.. now I'm as hairless as that dumb pup Emmitt.. er, what? Did I just call him dumb? Oops, I mean.. nice.. stupid little pug.. oops... did it again.. OH well. I just can't help myself. Seems like everytime I update my journal I have to badmouth him. He knows I'm only joking.. it's not like he's even intelligent enough to read, haha... OK, OK, I'll stop.

As always, it was good talking to you my two and four-legged friends. Stay cool!

April 2nd.. aka the day after my birthday =(

so yeah... yesterday was my b-day.. I turned the big 1-3... but did anyone do anything special for me? NO! Not even a simple pat on the head and a "happy birthday, my pretty little Chelsea girl, whom I love more than that brat Emmitt." Ok, so maybe hoping for that is a little too much, but oh well, a girl can dream, can't she?

Well, at least my big brother remembered my birthday. I think he scolded the parents for not doing anything for me. Maybe they'll give me some nice food now. Maybe a nice piece of filet mignon. Mmm, that sounds tastey. Ok, well I'm gonna go walk around the yard or something to that effect. Anything to get my mind of the sadness in my heart, because the people that claim to love me forgot my birthday. I feel like that girl from 16 Candles... at the beginning of the movie...

my poor ear =(

Well... my parents had to take me to the vet the other day, because my ear was hurting me really badly =( it turns out I had another ear infection! At least they're paying lots of attention to me now. Well, everyone else is gone, so I'm all they have..unless you count that bird... but he's no fun to play with. =P Plus, they say I'm the only one that won't leave them.. which isn't true, one time Ray left the gate open, and I decided to sneak out for the night. Oh boy the fun I had that night... man.. I didn't get home til noon the next day, I prolly shoulda came home earlier, cuz Ray caught me.. but that's alright.. it was his fault for leaving the gate open so we made it our little secret ;-)

But yeah.. my ear.. it was hurting so badly I couldn't stop crying.. and that little brat was over here yesterday, wanting to play with me, but I was in no mood. But he was being very persistent, jumping all over me.. argh! so I just finally had to lift my right paw and give him a nice.. "me" (if you know what I mean) slap across his face... that made him run away. My mom and sis thought it was hillarious.. I heard my mommy laughing about it later when she told my brother about it over the phone.

Oh well.. that's all for now I suppose. I hope this ear infection goes away soon.. it doesn't hurt as much anymore.. but it's still a pain having those drops put in my ear.. but I guess it's for the best... alright pups and peeps. Have a nice week.