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smells like beagle spirit

pop bathed me earlier this week. he said i was stinky again. i hate it when he does it outside though. it was sooooo freaking cold. just cause i have a coat of fur doesn't mean that i'm impervious to the elements. i swear ... sometimes he thinks i'm a parka.

anyways he said he's going to have to pickup some critter drops for me (again) because he spotted one or two scurrying on my belly. that i don't mind so much because it tickles. i just hate it when they start bitting me. i don't get why they don't bite him? he says it's because of the 103 proof whiskey he has a snort of every night.

pops said i get to be a recording artist soon, and am not sure what that is. all i know is that i get to bay as loudly as i can a few times. it sounds like fun!


B

Roxy ...

my new little sister did not work out. we fought way too much and hurt each other all the time. pop tried everything to help us get along, but nothing worked. i don't like her.


B

I've got a little sister now

yup ... dad found out about her from a friend of a friend of a friend. he said he wasn't really looking for this, but it just happened to work out that way.

yeah ... now i get to be a big sis and have to be all responsible and show her the ropes. thanks a whole lot DAD!

the upside is that i do love her tons and she's a lot of fun to be with. i can't wait to show her around my park. we're so going to rule!!!

Beebs