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Everything is coming up Snowball!

Mmmmm....sidewalk bread

Today I went to DoloresPark and then I ran around and played with all of the dogs until I saw something delicious in the grass and tried to eat it but then my male servant grabbed it from me because he wanted it for himself and now I hate him. Then my male servant grabbed me and took me home, so then I had to wait for my female servant to put weird human clothes on, but she is slow because all female servants are slow, and then we went for coffee, or more like she went for coffee and left me to bark! bark! bark! I tried to tell her that I wanted a cookie, but she didn't give me a cookie, she gave me a bagel, which I tried to bury in the laundry pile, but the female found it, so then I started to cry because she wasn't supposed to find it, so I had to hide it in her shoe. I slept until the female woke me up again to go outside and I found a big stick and went crunch! crunch! crunch! with my powerful teeth because I'm Snowball! But then the big stick got stuck between some big Human Machines with wheels and my female servant told me to leave it! leave it! But I'm not stupid, I'm Snowball! I took it and then the stick made a screeeeching sound on the Big Human Machine with wheels and the female servant took it and threw it away. Snowball didn't like that! Everybody told me I was pretty because I'm Snowball! And the other humans were talking to my female human servant and I saw her put my poo in the mailbox and she said "oh crap, I meant to put it in the trash!" and I said I'm Snowball! bark! bark!bark! and I tried to help her by wrapping myself around the mailbox and saying, bark! BARK! BARK! humans are so dumb!

On the way home I found a big loaf of bread on the sidewalk, but the human wouldn't let me take it. Jokes on her because I'm Snowball! and I got to eat off the end until she made me Leave it! Leave it!