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I said GRR!!

Long time, no bark!

Geez, it sure has been a long time since I wrote last, so I figured I would grace my adoring fans with a little blurb.

I like the apartment thing, but I ahte the howling dog upstairs...I can't get to him to shut him up, so I am reduced to barking at the ceiling to tell him to shut up!

I saw the cutest little weener dog today, named Weenie, he is very small and I am not sure what to do with him...all my other dog friends are bigger than me or just about my size, and I have to show them who is boss...but I can't hump or nip at this little guy...he is too tiny to even wrap my legs around!! I want to play with him again, he didn't play too rough...so I liked him.

Moms got me on some new food, it tastes much better, and she says it is better for me!

King of the Complex

Well, my new digs are cool. I am the king of the complex, and I have to let all those heathens that pass by the porch know it!

My parentals took me too the dog park, I like to play with the great danes and huskies and the dachsunds and other chihuahuas, but there are a lot of jack russels and mini pins that I do not like. I got in a fight with two of them that double teamed me, boy did I get them! There was an annoying Basejni that tried to rip my ear off when mommy was holding me the first time I was there, I let him have a piece of my mind!

Mommy says that she has ordered me a personalized jacket! So couture! Dad thinks mom is insane, he just doesn't realize that when you are as great as I am...you have to have some cool threads!

Ace Out!

Woe is me!!

My parental units left me for a whole 9 days!!

The lady that they trusted to take care of me turned out to be evil. I think she read the wrong manual on dogs...because she seemed to think feeding, watering, and walking were optional! Now I have urinary tract infection and it hurts realllllly bad!!

Thank goodness my grandparents picked me up early!! I was so thirsty I ran under their car and started drinking that water!! Then they let me eat and drink as much as I wanted...and walked me whenever I needed too...and that was a lot!! I drank three whole bowls of water and ate three whole bowls of food, a yam, and some ham!!!

I am so happy my parents came back. Grammy took me to the vet...I have to take this nasty medicine...mommy and I fight about it every morning and night!

I know my mommy and daddy love me though, right now I am laying on my momms shoulders between her and her chair...telling her what to write of course!!

Mommy says she will never ever leave me with someone like that again!! She said daddys mom told her the lady was ok...and then his mom was trying to say I was a bad doggy because I am not completely housebroken and I still chew things because I am still losing my teeth!!!

Oh well...I get to be with mommy and daddy now...they seemed to have missed me a lot!

We move to our new apartment in a week. I am gonna be a college dog!! Mommy says that her friend has a chi like me that I can play with..imagine..a puppy pal that wants to play!! I bet he won't be like that other lazy dog that daddys mom has....he is useless...he never wants to play, nips at me, and he smells!! Hmph, daddys mom says that hes much better than me...I just don't see it, then again, she also said she used to breed chows and that those puppies never peed anywhere and never chewed anything! Right...they were potty trained from the womb and never teethed...cough...insanity!!

Ace Barker...out!