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Idle Paws are the Devil's Playground

Who is that???

When my folks told me we were going to have a new addition to our family, I was so happy because Cassy doesn't really like to play with me. A puppy would be fun to beat up and jump on. So I waited nine months, and when they brought him home I couldn't believe my eyes! It was the ugliest puupy I ever saw. He did not have any hair on his belly or back! His nose is way too little for a propper puppy, and his tonge doesn't hang out . His bark is all wrong- it sounds more like a cry : WHAAAHHHHH!!!! I sniffed him and he smelled funny for a dog. But mommy and daddy really like him. They fuss over him all the time. They don't make him go outside to go potty and he gets to eat 7 times a day! I think they like him more than me!! I like to steal his toys- they rattle and squeek-What fun! I think I'll go poop in his room.
Chanel

The V.I.P. section of the yard

Dear Diary,
Do you know how I know how important I am to my Mom & Dad? They know how much I love to find a cool spot in the grass to sunbathe, so they made me an extra special area for just me. I watched them carry in yards of sod and dig up the best spot in the yard. Then they fertilized and laid the sod out into a nice little beagle sized area. They even put up a special fence around the area so no other dogs can lie in my special spot. They water it every day just for me. I just craw under the fence and settle myself right smack in the middle of the cool grass. They stand out side the fence and say “get out of the grass” every time I go in because they want to make sure no one is in MY spot! They think I am soo special… and I agree.
-Peanut

Beware of the Beagle!

I have been given a new job. My job is to chase away the fat, dumb, maingy looking squirrel that eats all the bird's seeds in the feeder in my back yard. Mommy explained to me that if the squirrel doesn't stop eating all the seeds, Daddy is going to shoot it with a b.b. gun! So in order to save the squirrels life I have to bark and growl and chase him away. My mommy got me a new toy, just like Bunny the rabbit, But its a squirrel. I call him Nutty. When I bite his tail he squeeks. I want to bite the real squirrel's tail to see if it squeeks, too. Watch out squirrel, I'm gonna get you one of these days...
-Chanel, Squirrel terminator