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Nicknames: Piglet; Fat Stuff; Big Stuff; Biggs; Lil Mama; Pumpkinhead; The Frog; Clem; Clemster; Clemenstein, Shakira, and Rumpshaker (it's a wonder this dog knows her name)
Doggie Dynamics:
Likes: FOOD above all else, deep meditation (some might call it napping), doggie yoga to stay centered, and a little game we call Frenchie bowling
Pet-Peeves: Having her nails clipped and people asking if she is a Pug
Favorite Toy: Other dog's leashes, preferably with dog still attached
Favorite Food: Ha! Try, anything. Seriously, anything.
Favorite Walk: To Riverside Park in the a.m. off leash hours, it's a 1/4 mile of doggie disneyland as far as she is concerned.
Best Tricks: Conning Dad into sharing whatever he's snacking on while Mom isn't looking
Arrival Story: We looked for almost a year before finding a great breeder who was going to have a litter of Frenchie pups at the time we could travel to get one. We drove from New York to Tennessee to pick up Clementine and by the time we got back we were an instant family.
Bio: Clementine is convinced she is 11 times her size with the personal magnetism to match. She thinks all humans and most dogs should lavish her with attention and won't accept disinterest by either. She has been known to chase down Great Danes and Pitbulls and make them her love slaves. She is mellowing somewhat as she matures and relying more on charm than might (maybe she realizes she isn't going to top 20 lbs and she'd better change MO's.) She is an avid supporter of French Bulldog Rescue.org and wants every Frenchie to find a home with a maid and butler, whoops, I mean a mom and dad, as devoted as hers. The girl is a resident celebrity in our neighborhood and an overall sweet pooch!
Forums Motto: Shake your moneymakah Dogster Local Spots I've Marked: Chaparral Park The Groups I'm In: Amazing dog ears, Az FrEnChiES, Ban Stupid Legislation, Bully's or Ruffians, Fabulous Frenchies, Frenchie, Raw Fed, Smooshed Noses United, The Dogster Force, the greatest arizona dogs and cats, TINY PAWS CRUISE LINE II AND FURIENDS!, ~Glamour Girls~
You think Hannibull's leaking anal glands are halfway interesting,
Dad's socks amuse you only until the point where you tear one measly little hole,
You only manage a chuckle when Hannibull gets booted outside for peeing in the house ( yeah he's 20 months old)
You only empty half the Kong of its yummy contents before you lose interest and roll over and nap.
I blame this suffocating heat. Living in the desert freakin sucks. Anyway, my lack of lust for life explains why I am way behind on Dogster tag and diary entries. Something I finally got around to hounding the assistant about, and she is finally getting some of the tasks checked off the list I made for her.
So here's the deal on Dogster Tag:
I got tagged by Georgie, Oliver, and George. The directions are as follows,
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!
My 7 Pawsome Facts
1) I am Pawsome!
2) Hannibull is not
3) I can empty my artichoke toy of treats in 40 seconds flat by tipping it upside down and rolling it invertedly along the bookcase.
4) My IQ is spooky high
5) I marked the new crate bed on November 12, 2006 and let Hannibull take the blame, wuahahaha
6) My mom loves me more than Hannibull
7) And my last pawsome fact: I scream and wail whenever I get a manicure and it really doesn't hurt at all- I just like to mess with everyone's minds.
Please vote for me in the SPCA Photo Contest, is this a 4 star look or what cause if I lose one more contest to a Chihuahua which I am not really convinced is an actual dog, I am going to lose it. No offense to all you Chis out there but c'mon you gotta admit it's easier to see the rodent and feline similarities than a canine resemblance. I'm just saying...
Dogster HQ chose Hannibull for dog of the week? Are you kidding me? This is some kind of cruel joke. Monkey boy? Did they not see my page? I think I'm going to be sick.
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