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All about the Con man

Update

Wow, it's been a while since I've written in here, let me give yall an update on my crazy life. In September, I lived through my first hurricane, and it was no fun. My family had to evacutate our town due to hurricane Rita. We went to some family's homes up in east Texas to a place I've never heard of before called Lufkin. What should take about 3 hours to get there took us almost 7 hours. My mom was so impressed how good I acted the whole time. I just slept and stuck my head out of the car, I never complained about the ride. When we got there, there was 12 other dogs, 5 cats and a squirell there, so I was having fun. We didn't evacuate far enough, because the hurricane came right where we were. My mom gave me 3 sleeping pills so I would get in my kennel and not be scared of the storm, and I slept through the 80-90 mph wind, rain, thunder and lighting! The storm messed up my city pretty bad so we were displaced for a while. I stayed with one of my aunts that has 4 other dogs, so I had an okay time. When we finally did get back home, I loved to jump from one down tree to the next. I would climb on a big pile of downed trees and bark at people all day. Every since the storm I have discovered my bark. I love to bark at any and everything I possibly can. I think it gets on my family's nerves sometims, but I don't care. I do what I want, when I want. In December, my mom made me where this stupid red collar and take my picture with this freak named Santa Clause at the pet store. I decided that I would rather eat the set instead, which is what I did. But whenever the lady taking the picture told me to sit and smile, I did. They said I was a ham, whatever that is. It's a new year now, and my birthday is at the end of next month. My mom and mawmaw are planning me a birthday party. I can't wait.

1st entry

Yay this is so exciting! My very own diary! Wow, where do I begin?
Yesterday was the 4th of July. My mom made me wear this stupid collar that made me look like a jester. Doesn't she know that I'm a boy? All of the old people squealled when they saw me. They gave me alot of sausages, so I guess I should dress silly more often. I got to play with so many dags yesterday! It was great! The people were doing these things called fire crackers, whatever that means. All of the other dogs were scared, but not me! I'm a tough dog! Well, I'm going to play with my cousin Diablo. He's a big black lab. He's about a year old. Mommy says its good for me to play with him because I like to bully smalller dogs. When I play with him, he puts me in my place. I haven't been doing much bullying since I've been going over to Diablo's house twice a week. Well I'm gone to play!