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Pirate Dog's Ramblins',,,,,,,,

Keene, Kentucky !

Well now,,,what a story I have to tell ya'll. In mid-December, my daddy and mommy decided to move to Kentucky where my gramma lives,,,,so they sold their condo in Florida, rented a U-Haul and drove waaaaaaaaay up here to Kentucky. Whew,,,I slept most of the way,,,especially since they drove straight through. At least I had lots of pee-pee stops,,heeheee.

Boy, it was cold here. I used to get cold in FL when it was in the 50's, but in here in KY, there were days when the high was 8 degrees,,,,yes,,I typed it correct with my little paws,,,EIGHT DEGREES HIGH. Boy, was I shivering. Then, on top of that,,,there were some days when this nasty white cold stuff fell from the sky and stuck all over the ground by my potty area! Tooooooo cold! One day while daddy was walking me, my paws almost froze off !!! I started to limp (on purpose,,heehee),,so daddy picked me up and then put me down to pee-pee in certain spots. Oh,,,what a dog's life I live,,,heehee.

Now when daddy and mommy take me for rides, the car window can stay open because it's not so hot and humid. Actually, I can smell all those big dogs (cows) and horses all over the farms here,,,I think they're called "cow patties",,,although I don't know if I'd care to taste one. When we first moved here, I kept hearing "critters" on our roof and I trembled,,,but mommy and daddy hugged me and kept telling me it's okay. I also hear loud noises all the time,,,I think it's those "big dogs" moooooing.

Daddy also put in some pretty flowers around the front of our big house,,,so of course, I water them every morning !!! heeheee. My new house is so big that when I come in the house and I don't know where mommy is,,,I'll just run all around back and forth until I can find her. Whew,,,talk about exercise ! Mommy especially loves when my nails go "clickity-click-click" on our big kitchen floor. I mostly love to sit by the big window and have the sun beat upon my fur,,,watch the doggies across the street,,,,and flop by the side screen door while the cool breezes flow over my fur. Ahhhh,,it's wonderful here in Kentucky,,,at least I don't pant outside anymore. BUT,,,,,ask me in the winter when it's EIGHT degrees again,,,and I'll tell ya,,,'I WANNA GO BACK TO SUNNY FLORIDA AND MY BIG POOL",,,,HEEEHEEEE,,, I'll keep buggin' mommy and daddy 'til they give in.

Whew,,,my paddy-paws are hurtin' from typin',,,,

Talkatchalatagata
(It's a Floridian-Bucky-neer sayin',,,heehee),,,

Luff,
Lafitte, Da Pirate Dog

Not again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whew,,,another stupid hurricane a'comin' this way. I don't like it when I can't go outside in the rain to pee-pee. I don't like getting my fur wet, although I DO love to roll around in the mud, heehee. Anyway, I hope stupid Wilma doesn't come by us,,, daddy is going to sleep through the hurricane as usual (and probably me too),,,while mommy will just read a book. Ah, it's still better than snow (that's what they told me anyway). Luff, Lafitte

GRRRRRRRRRRRR

I am SO mad at my mommy because she threw away my humpy bear !! All I did was growl and snap at her after I used my humpy bear and she was very angry at me. Boo hoo to me. Now what am I gonna' do ?