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Jack's Journal

I DO NOT LIKE BATHS

Today I got my face dirty. I had this yummy gravy in my bowl on my kibble, and I snarfed it, and got gravy all over my beard and my whiskers and my nose and some even on my eyes. I didn't care. I was WIGGLY! But mummy seemed concerned. She coaxed me into the bathroom and then HELD ME AND WASHED MY HEAD! THERE WAS WATER ON MY FACE! AND SUDSY STUFF! AND THEN I WAS SHAKY AND SAD AND I DID NOT LIKE IT AT ALL! And mummy said I was a brave boy, a brave cutie little bunny, but I WAS STILL UPSET BECAUSE MY FACE WAS ALL WET AND I HATE IT! I got to play a little afterwards, but then mummy got this horrible gray tube thing that makes a whirry sound and blows very strange hot air all over me, and she BRUSHED my face with that brush, which I wanted to eat, and it was windy, and I tried to get away, but she held me! I did not like this! My face was getting windy! And I hid behind the toilet but she brought me back out and IT WAS SO BLOWING IN MY FACE and then it was over!

And I got TREATS!!!!!! LOTS OF THEM!!! AND THEN I GOT TO PLAY "GO GET IT" and "BRING IT BACK" for the little green ball, which is the funnest game ever and I got to bounce down the hall and I got snuggles and I am so happy! I rolled on my back and got rubbies on my tummy! And I think mummy likes me better now that I have no more gravy all over my whiskers.

MMM. Gravy.

GRAVY

Today, I woke up. I snuggled mommy. She giggles and hugs me and I love it! Then I followed her all around while she did things. Then she left me alone! ALL ALONE IN OUR ROOM! I was very sad, and I cried, shrieked, squealed, and whined. But only for a few minutes. I played by myself while mommy was whereever she goes sometimes during the days. Then I HEARD SOMEONE AT THE DOOR OH MY DOOOOOGNESS!!!! So I WIGGLED! And she opened the door and it was MOMMY OH MOMMY I MISSED YOU WHEEEE OHH WIGGLE!! LICK!! KISSES AND KISSES AND STANDING ON HIND LEGS MAKING SQUEAK NOISES!! WIGGGGGLE!!

Then we went outside to pee. It was fun! I love GRASS! And I had treats! and Play!!

Now I'm sleepy. So I'm napping under the desk by mommy's feeties. I love to chew on her toes.