Woofs to You, Diary

Hey Diary,

Sorry its been so long since my last post. I've been a really busy dog! Turns out we're expecting!! A baby - that is. Mom's having it - at least that's what she told me. Says there's gonna be some changes around the house regarding "my room" and my weekend fun time and all that sleeping in the middle of the bed.

Yea right - good luck Lady - nothing's changing on my watch - and it certainly isn't going to happen by a baby. By the way, Diary, do you know what a baby is?

Anyway, in other news the parents have given up on clipping my nails themselves. I guess I'm just a little too much to handle. I mean I do hate it and I do whine and I do wiggle and stuff. So, they took me to PetSmart and some nice lady there did it. She put me on a table and put a leash around my head and everything. There was no where to go. I didn't really like it but I guess she wasn't fazed by all my squirming around since she doesn't love me like my parents do. Oh, she cleaned my ears too and I'm embarrassed to say those puppies were a little dirty. I had even had a bath before we went to the store. I think I'll have to start reminding Dad to get in my ears when he washes me. For my good behavior I got a new pink bandana. Which is cool because its totally my signature color!! Its brings out all the warm colors in my coat. Plus Mom likes it and we like to humor her.

What else? I got a new bed. Its great for sleeping next to - which is what I did last night. I'll have to have Mom put up the pics. Its really quite lovely but I'm a bed people puppy. We all know that and I have the photos to prove it. I'm not sure if they'll try to get me on it again tonight but if they do...I'll be ready.

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