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Almost Got Busted!

We're Moving!

Mommy says we are moving really soon now. I can't wait! She said if I chew anything up at our new house she will ground me from my movies and scooby snacks...sounds serious.

Last night I chewed the corner of a movie box. I can't help it! I just cant!

I got to see my boyfriend Max this weekend. I like chewing on his leg. For some reason mommy does not like it when we play in her lap. Who knew?

Oh my gosh!

This weekend my mommy took me on a walk down at the park! We had so much fun! I was so excited that I zigzagged all over the place!

Then, we went down by the river. When mommy threw the rocks in the water, I pouced right in after them!

Mommy said something about "wet dog smell" in her car she just cleaned out. I felt bad, but then she gave me scooby snacks and kisses when we got home.

Mommy says we are going to move really soon. I get an even bigger patio to play on!

I Almost Got Busted!

Five days a week and some nights, my mommy has to leave me all alone at home. I dont know why I can't go with her!

One day, while sifting through the cabinets looking for some oreo's, I found some funny drinks in bottles. I read the directions on the back and let me tell you, I make a mean martini!

Mommy does not seem to notice the missing cucumber slices when she makes salads. Whew...if she knew I was using her food to make my eyes look fresh and young, I think she might be mad.

And she did not even seen to notice that there are teethmarks on her blockbuster card now. Hey...I got bored and decided to go rent some movies, is that a crime? Blockbuster is right down the road. I can get there in about 3 minutes if I am really running, ears down!

But what Mommy DID notice was my hairs in the bathtub and her bubblebath was almost all gone. I guess I hit the martini's a tad too hard and dumped too much in...I also left a cucumber slice in there.

Hey, at least I dont stink!

Me and mommy have been playing alot lately. I make her laugh and she buys me french fries. Its a good trade.

Last night we stayed home and watched CSI. the New York one is not as good as the others. I would like to bite some of the people on that show.

This morning before she left, mommy said she would make me something special when she got home! And she said we would watch a scary movie and then CSI. She might have some wine. I hope she does not use my glass again. It is the ONLY one I can get my face in!