Big Brass Ones

It’s my party…

… and I’ll howl if I want to, howl if I want to, howl if I want to. You would howl too, if it happened to you.

Much of my time lately has been taken up with grass-roots party building and fund raising. I’m pleased to be able to announce that DETH party membership is now well above three (you know who you are, 004). There’s still time for you, though, to get in on the ground floor, even to get a single-digit party membership number. It’ll cost you, though. Two bones and a rosette. All of which will go to a really good cause. Just as soon as we think one up.

So if you, too, would like to join Dogs for the Ethical Treatment of Humans (DETH)*, just email me, Chairman Dexter, and tell me, in 25 words or less… oh, never mind; just drop off the loot, and you’re in.

*A wholly owned subsidiary of DexCorp.