April 30th 2009 3:53 pm
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...I would burn this old biped down.
Well, I'm pretty sure my strength was already as natural as any old dog. Any old particularly magnificent Gordon Setter, anyway. There was no need to shave me all. arfing. over.
Yes, that's right, Littermates--I have once again been reduced to rat-tailed Dexter the black and tan coon hound. It's humiliating. It's degrading. It's dedoganizing.
The only positive thing about it--and I forget every year how lovely this feels (that's right, I did say lovely--you wanna make something of it?)--is that the family jewels are once again swaying in the pre-summer breeze. Ah!
Here is an interesting tidbit that you may not have known--certainly I didn't--according to Linda, the PetSmart groomer, if you shave all the hair off a pair as pendulous as mine, they become subject to sunburn. So she left a little on for the shade. Probably a wise precaution, considering that the sun so routinely shines right out of my vent.
Leave A Comment | 7 people already have How dare the biped do that to you? Seems like he's due a good terror bite on the butt! Dexter,you made my day once again.
Be very carefull about the sunburn on your pendulous jewels,it happend to me once.BOL Dexter,you made my day once again.
Be very carefull about the sunburn on your pendulous jewels,it happend to me once.BOL Dexter,you made my day once again.
Be very carefull about the sunburn on your pendulous jewels,it happend to me once.BOL Oups,sorry about all that,i think i got fleas.BOL Maybe you could have Spiny Norma put some sunscrenn on 'em for ya?
Or how about Treat Pocket Lady? BOL! Does the human love you enuff to put sunscreen on the jewels? Great writing, need a laugh on a rainy day!
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April 30th 2009 at 5:39 pm