April 30th 2009 1:41 pm
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...Now shut the arf up, would you?
Jeez! You take one little step in the wrong direction in response to the on-coming car in the parking lot, thus causing the leash to catch under the biped's left little fingernail, folding said fingernail in half backwards and spilling the tiniest bit of blood you ever saw, and you'd think the pusi(llanimous) bastard was going to soil himself! And, oh, by the way, if he hadn't been delivering me to the tender mercies of the PetSmart groomer, it never would have happened.
Put a bandaid on it when you get home, grow a pair, then come bail me out, Nancy boy!
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"Dexter is that really you?"
First Fred and now YOU!
ok add sheep dipped to the above.
kirby
p.s. it is VERY funny to see those hoomans dance around cuz they got a little booboo. I can just picture him dancing in front of Pet Smart♪ Well paint me purple and hang me upside down! It's Dexter!
Boy have we missed you... in a very manly way, mind you. Dexter, I have missed you too!!
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April 30th 2009 at 1:49 pm