August 27th 2006 2:50 pm
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Savagery! Brutal, mindless, beastly savagery, I calls it!
Not only can you not buy liquor at grocery stores in Oregon, the state-licensed liquor stores are closed on Sundays! It’s a travesty! An abomination! A crime against nature!
The horror! The horror!
Not that I care very much, you understand, but I sometimes have to let the biped vent or he threatens to strike. (If that every actually happens, of course, I shall terminate his employment and offshore his meager duties in a New York minute. But I find it is sometimes useful to appear sympathetic.)
Anyway, the question, as I see it, is this, Littermates: Do we want to live in an Orego-Iranian-style theo-cleptocracy (and do it stone cold sober, at that)? Or do we want to live as free dogs in the Frisbetarian Crusader Kingdom of Boise, all watched over by setters of loving grace, where one dog is very nearly as good as another?
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