August 1st 2006 10:15 am
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You all know, Littermates, that I am a libertarian sort of dog at heart. I would not dream of imposing my views, religious or otherwise, on anyone else, especially if no one were paying me to do so.
So I understand full well that this particular mission is not for everyone. Those of you who may have some moral qualms, shall we say, about attacking, invading, and/or occupying a semi-major American city just because Dog Himself promised it to you and yours, and your major profit… er… Prophet once dreamt of having been there once, sort of—those of you, in other words, who are not committed Frisbetarians—may be excused. (We do expect you to have the compound all spic and span by the time we get back, though.)
In fact, for this mission, we are accepting only volunteers who are both DETH members in good standing and avowed Frisbetarians. Or volunteers who would like to become DETH members in good standing and avowed Frisbetarians. For those of you who have not really been paying attention all this time, I shall review both of those qualifications.
To be a member in good standing of DETH, you must believe wholeheartedly in the ethical treatment of humans. How you choose to define ethical is entirely up to you. As long as you pay your dues.
To be an avowed Frisbetarian, you must believe in the single received dogma of Frisbetarianism, to wit, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and nobody can get it down again.
So, who wants to join me in establishing the Frisbetarian crusader kingdom of Boise? Come on, it’ll be fun!
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