brown dog diary

why i hate the ups driver


March 22nd 2005 11:38 pm
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So this is my new peeve. when the ups man comes to our house I really throw a fit. I bark, I growl, I show my teeth. The whole nine. The reason.........pressure. UPS' slogan "what can brown do for you" seems to put more pressure on me. I mean i'm brown, just look at me! My personal slogan is "what can you do for brown"! So i'm worried that they're giving my mom bad ideas with their shiny brown truck and slogan, I mean how can I compete?

Needless to say the ups driver now leaves out packages outside the house on the steps.

Don't mess with brown!


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