Herbie's Desperate HouseDog Chronicles

The Gardener


June 19th 2005 4:21 am
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I like the gardener. He makes the grass short and makes the fleas go away.
I don't like that noisy machine he uses though. Maybe if he'd let me ride on it too ... hmmm, how do I get him to do that.
He keeps my yard clean too - he scoops up my poop. I don't know what he does with it. What could he do with it? Is there a market for dog poop? Poop is a very interesting subject among my dog friends. Who eats it, who doesn't. Who's poop smells best - yappa yappa yappa.
The gardener lets me lick him too (but don't tell Mom). He's always sweaty and tastes really salty. Sometimes when he cools himself off with the hose - he'll squirt me with it too. I think he really likes me. He even shared his lunch with me one day. Yah, I'm pretty sure he likes me.


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