REBELLION!!!

So in my last entry (two minutes ago, hehe) I told you all about the horror I have to be subjected to every day while mom and dad are at work... well they always leave me, so to show them one night I chewed up their new couch cushion.. that would teach them to leave me all alone, right?? WRONG!! Instead they brought me a JAIL CELL and now every time they leave they lock me up behind bars!! What am I, some kind of couch cusion eating convict?? I plead the fifth!! I did nothing!! You did not catch me in the act!! ........it was Charlie, yeah!

But yeah no matter what I try to say, of course, they don't listen! :( I tried telling them it was that sneaky ninja cat of theirs, Double-Oh, he is such an instigator... he knocks yummy food off the counters, so of course I have to eat it! Why let such delicious food go to waste?? Mom and dad don't see it that way, though... so now I am subjected to... THE CRAAAATE... every day while they are away at work!! Its so humiliating!

Charlie gets to walk around the house, scott free while I get locked up behind bars, every day.. :(

New Friend!!

Tonight after mom picked dad up from work, they were watching the box thing (tee vee?) and I heard someone at the door! Well mom and dad looked at the door, but ignored it... but I kept trying to tell them, something was outside!! Well Charlie and I eventually got their attention and mom had dad check to see who was outside... it was a little doggy!! He was soaked from the rain (it was storming outside, mom says) and had no collar or tags! Dad stuck him in MY crate (oh yes, that's another story, did I tell you that humiliation? They got me A CRATE!!!!!) and he was soooooo annoying... all he did was bark... I begged mom to let him out so he would shut up, but she said we had to ignore him... well apparently HER way didn't work, because she eventually got up and let him out!!

Dad was walking around in the rain for awhile trying to find his mommy and daddy but nobody was home (or awake! It was midnight, after all..). So mom gave him a bath, and wouldn't you know it, he turns out to be WHITE!!! Funny!! He was really dirty!!

We ran around the apartment for a bit, and now we're all tuckered out. He is laying by dad's feet and sleeping. Mom says he is being such a good boy for being "innn-tackt", whatever that means. If it means trying to jump on my butt, then... well that's not funny....

I Made a New Friend Today!

Well, kind of. Mom was taking us on a walk, a long walk! And we went up a hill by some buildings where we have never been before! And mom looks.. and in the parkinglot.. there was this little Chee-wah-wah just laying on the ground by some cars! Mom looked around and did not see anyone. We didn't notice at first, but once we saw her laying there... we tried running over to say hi! But mom made us stop and sit, because she said we might "scare" her *rolls eyes* Yeah whatever!

This girl was SPOILED rotten too, she had a cute pink studden collar on and painted toenails!! She was really pretty (I think Charlie had a crush on her cause he wouldn't stop trying to say "hello" to her!). Mom picked her up and started walking back to our apartment because she was going to LEAVE US BEHIND AND USE MY LEASH ON THE NEW FRIEND, and look for her mommy or daddy. But we did not make it very far, a man called out to us, and mom asked if she was his doggy, and he said she was! She knows how to open the screen door and ran outside, he said! So we said hello and the humans talked for a little bit, the man said how pretty Charlie was... *rolls eyes* and then we went back home!

Also dad brought this strange thing back the other night on his way home from work.. mom got a shoebox and put it inside and put it in the bathroom away from us. It is weird, it does not have fur on it and has a sharp yellow thing on its face. Dad said its a "burrrrr-duh" and that it is hurt and they are going to bring it to a burd hospital so they can take care of it. But they were closed yesterday, so they kept him for two days! He is cool, but really quiet, and doens't move around a whole lot. Mom put him in the bathtub with some water, she said he was a "marrrsh" burd, whatever that means, but he just kind of sat there and didn't move or anything. Mom is really worried!!!

New Home!

So mom and dad's friend (my favorite pal!!) came over one morning and mom put all of her and my stuff in the back of their friend's van. THEN the best part! Mom told me to get in!! I was going on a trip!! Mom even grabbed my kitty-brother Double-Oh and we were off!

I knew, though, that I was in a moving thing with all of our stuff, that this was going to be another one of those rides... so instead of getting excited, I just laid back and snuggled up between the two front seats between mom and my favorite pal Mark.

Mom and Mark kept saying how good Double-Oh and I were being. Well, sheesh, its not like this was my first trip! I'm a seasoned traveller by now! But Double-Oh, this was only his third trip ever in his life, and by far the longest! At first he wanted to sit on top of mom's seat and look out the window, then he wanted mom to hold him, then he wanted to lay in back with me on my bed, and we eventually slept together the whole trip.

The next thing I know, we were THERE! Mom and Mark said something about hitting some "really bad weather and missing a tornado by five minutes", but I don't know what that was about cause I slept through everything!! Mom showed me pictures later, it looked like my favorite white stuff - snow! But mom said it was not snow, it was this "suhleet" or "hayyyll" and there was five inches of it that we had to drive through. And we missed a tornado.. whatever that is!!

When we got there the chee-wah-wah was there. Man. He really bugs me. He thinks he can... well, you know... me all the time!! Finally though I got sick of it and snapped at him. Boy he jumped off real quick! Then he tried doing it to Double-Oh... well you can bet Double-Oh was not happy... got him right across the nose! Good boy, Double-Oh. Tell that annoying Chee-wah-wah who is boss!

But I missed Charlie soooooooooooo much!! He was so happy to see mom and I (not Mark though, Mark scares him!!).

That night though was not fun!!! Mom and Mark were watching tv and kept looking outside, and it was really dark, and mom was getting worried while looking out the window. I didn't know what was going on!! Then it started raining... no big deal, rain does not bother me and it doesn't bother mom, either. But this time it was REALLY loud. And mom got worried. She made us go into the bathroom with that annoying chee-wah-wah!! Mom made us stay there, I don't know why, it wasn't fun, the toilet seat wasn't even up!! C'mon, mom, if you are going to put me in a bathroom at least leave the seat up....

Then the other lady who lives here came home, and we all sat in the bathroom. I don't know why. It was so boring. But it was SO LOUD outside, I wanted to know what was going on!!!

But mom let us out, then we all sat on the couch and it was very late and they kept watching the same tv show. Borrrrrr-ing!!!

YEAHHH

Charlie came home with us! He is here now and I got to see dad and went to work with mom and got pretty bows then sat in the car for a long long long time and mom gave me this stick thing to chew on and she said it was a "bowl-eee" something and it smelled but I loved it andd and *pant, pant*

OK sorry got a little worked up there!! Well... mom brought me to work with her on... Vawentimes Day?? Well she left me with this strange lady who put me in this metal thing ALL DAY! I whined and cried for mom but she wouldn't come!! And when she finally did she asked what I was making such a fuss about because she heard me all day but couldn't come because she was "working". Work, right mom! You play with other doggies and leave me locked up!! You call that "work!!"

When she FINALLY!!! came to get me, she put these ridiculous things on my ears. She said they were bows so I would look pretty for daddy. I thought they were silly at first, but then I saw myself and I was a very pretty girl!!!

Well she made it up to me though! She bought me bowl-ee things and some pig ears! YUMMY!! I had to share them, though :( I had one bowl-ee thing in the car and fell asleep with it. Then I lost it. Mom still can't find it. She says it makes the car smell REALLY bad! But that's ok since its gramma and grampas car anyway and not moms.. tee-hee...

But when we finally got there, mom's friend tied me to a pole, knocked on the door, then they ran away and left me all alone!!!! I tried running after them, but I was stuck! I thought mom was leaving me!! :( But then the door opened.... AND IT WAS DAD!!!!!!!!! I was sooooo happy to see him!! And Charlie was there, too!!!!! But there was this other dog there also... a chee-wah-wah... and he was a boy... and I wanted to play with him, but all he wanted to do was hug my leg... I didn't understand.. but it was getting so annoying. I kept telling him to stop, leave me alone, but he wouldn't go away!! :(

The next day we left and dad let mom take Charlie home with us!! I really miss dad though :( Mom says she has a surprise for us this weekend... maybe dad is coming back!! I hope so.

And I still can't find my frisbee. I think dad hid it at the old house and the neighbor's dogs stole it!! I miss it!!

WHITE STUFF!

More white stuff is coming down!! REALLY fast this time. But I sure wish Charlie were here to play in it with me. Otherwise, its just boring. :(

Gone!

Dad left last week for a car ride, and took Charlie with him! And he hasn't come back yet!! That is SO unfair!! What's so special about Charlie, anyway? Why does HE get to go with dad and I don't? And more importantly -- where did they go that was so important that they haven't come back yet? It snowed and I had no one to run around in it with! UGH stupid Charlie. Stupid dad!

Mom said something about taking a car ride though on Tuesday. I hope its not that LONNGGG car ride again that makes me fall asleep and I get yelled at for not staying still again.

Hey maybe that's where dad and Charlie went. URGH! I want to go toooooo!

Birthday Girl!

So mom says today is my "birthday"?? I don't know what THAT means... but if "birthday" means "get shots" then I don't think I like it too much!! I'm scared but mom says if I'm a good girl when we go to her work (to get the shots) that she will buy me a birthday treat! Charlie is coming too so I won't be so afraid.

Gramma bought me and Charlie some yummy bones that taste like chicken! I haven't chewed on mine a lot though, I'm saving it for later.

Charlie is a bad boy who keeps getting into the trash and sneaking into CHOCOLATE!!!!! That is very bad!!!!! So far he ate a whole bag of chocolate chip cookies last week and some taffy candy, then today he got into mom's friend's candy too!! He only ate one but mom says she hopes he get bad diarrrr-riah? Die-are-reeee-uh.. whatever that is. But it doesn't sound too fun!!

We also have a new brother. He is A CAT!!! Normally I would think they are evil, but he is cool. He lets me play with him so of course I like him! He isn't a sissy like the other kitties in the house..... he's one cool cat!!

Well, I have to go to bed. Big day ahead of me! If mom caught me on here this late at night, I don't think I'd get my birthday surprise tomorrow (er, today!) when I wake up!

Uh.. What Is This White Stuff??

So the other day I woke mom up to take me outside cause I had to pee really, really bad. But when she opened the door and I ran out - there was this white stuff everywhere!! All over dad's car too, so mom had to turn it on and wipe all the white stuff off.

It was wet, and cold. I didn't like it too much at first, but it sure did taste good!!

Mom let Charlie and me play in it for a little bit. After awhile you forget how cold it is when you're having fun!!

Mom got some "glamor" shots of me and Charlie playing. :D Look at our album to see them!!

That's all I have to report on today. Dad left early, again. He hasn't been spending too much time with me lately and that makes me want to growwwwllll!! Mom is putting things in boxes though and they said something about a car ride?? Oh boy!!

Mom also said she got this thing called a "job" at the place where my old mommy used to work. Well, mom used to work there too she says, but that was before she adopted me. I think she is just going to go and play with other doggies!!! That's not a "job"!!! And leave me sitting at home!! How unfair, mom!!

I'm So Confused!

So mom keeps trying to make me do weird stuff. I just don't get it! She wants me to keep my butt up while resting my front feet on the floor and put my head down?? How humiliating does THAT make me look?? Sorry mom but I'm just not having it!! :(

Dad lost my frisbee. I'd sure like to loose his hat and see how happy that makes him!!

Gramma and grampa came down for some big meal last week. Mom and dad's friends all came in town too, even dad's mom and dad were here!! His mom brought her little dog.. she was so small.. and never wanted to play. All she would do was bite and snap at me. Not too friendly!! I think mom said she was a... chee.. wahwah?? Yeah "wah wah" is right cause all she did was complain when I wanted to play with her!! But mom gave Charlie and I both some turkey cause we were just soooo good. And I also got to play in these loud things called 'leaves'. I've never seen so many before!! And they were SO noisy and loud and sometimes I slipped and fell down. One time I did and I cut my leg when I was playing with mom and dad's friend (he took me out to potty the morning cause mom and dad were still sleeping, that was nice!!) and I fell and when I came back mom saw me and there was a lot of blood, but I was ok!! I didn't even feel it!!